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ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, I would greatly advice jumping on this now!	And the Sandman replies: I would have done, but she moved. Never mind, eh?
Mr.David Moore says:	Please Contact Mr James Now For Your Draft $600.000 USD. Thanks	And the Sandman replies: Is that your barrister?
Mr.David Moore says:	Please Contact My Barrister Now For Your Draft $600.000 USD. Thanks.	And the Sandman replies: Probably.
ListJoe.com says:	He looked at the oncoming traffic and walked right into it Sandman...	Well, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Albert Hallado says:	Sandman, His Last Words Were...	Taxi! Taxi!!!
Michael Wolfstein says:	Would You Like a Better Lifestyle Sandman?	I'm quite happy with this one, thanks.
Michael Green says:	Sandman, how was that journey to work today?	Oh, dreadful. Crawling over a dozing Perfect Russian Wife all the way to my bedside table. Dreadful.
Ian del Carmen says:	TIP: the best 69 email subject lines exposed...	Do people really write emails about soixante-neuf? Really? Hey - how come I don't get any?
chiefeditor@coachinstitute.com says:	Why?	Because I only get boring emails most of the time, that's why.
Leo J Quinn Jr says:	What would you do for $5?	When I was young and broke, pretty well anything. Now I'm a bit more selective.
Stephen Pierce says:	Sandman, is success really easier done than said?	Depends on whether or not you've got a lisp, doesn't it?
Davin-*The Elite Breed* says:	Sandman, You Want A Slap?	Sorry - I didn't realise you had a lisp. Hey - it's cured!
Underground Health Reporter says:	Does Canola Oil Cause Cancer?	Depends on where you rub it.
Lance Tamashiro says:	It Makes Me Sick!	Well, don't rub it there, then.
Tom Murasso says:	Peek inside private member area	Get out of my boxers - now!
Harris Fellman says:	Quick Sandman, What's a TOMpedia?	A male encyclopaedia. Next question, please.
Liz Thompson says:	What Did You Decide to Do, Sandman?	Neuter my encyclopaedias.
Valerie Dawson says:	Trouble sleeping Sandman?	Yeah - I can still hear my poor little encyclopaedia screaming.
Dave Nicholson says:	[BONUS] If I Build It... They WILL Come!	Chateau Orgaaaaasm. I thought so, too.
ARC.ESOETOK IKPONG ETTEH says:	RE:DEAR FRIEND!!!!!!!!	Riiight … next!
Jordan Hall says:	ok... I really messed up	No worries - these things happen. We can just put the tablecloth into the wash and nobody'll be any the wiser.
FRANK WUDDAH says:	Please acknowledge the receipt of this letter	Yeah. I got it. So what?
ListJoe.com says:	Gullibility Test	Nah - I don't believe a word of it. But then again …
Gary Ambrose says:	if you're coming, we need to know NOW …	Oh, don't worry about that. You'll hear about it OK …
John Carlton says:	Grab this today, start dominating tomorrow...	I've got a whip and a cactus already, thanks.
WebmasterFree says:	Enhance Your Windows Desktop Experience	Desktop experience, I can understand. But in front of a window? That's *kinky*!
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Eric Rockefeller says:	Finally - here's what you've been asking for (read now)	Curtains?
ListJoe.com says:	NOW IT'S ALL OR NOTHING!	OK - no curtains.
Tellman says:	former waitress, loves french fries	Now she has to pay for them?
Marci Shimoff says:	What do you do when you are under pressure?	Depends on how well I've armed myself.
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