The family vibrator - a religious experience?

Paul Klein says:	Sandman, Still Unsure About Twitter Traffic Rush?	And the Sandman replies: No - I'm absolutely certain about it. But thanks anyway.
Rhonda - KidsAwakening.com says:	your beliefs transmitted to your child?	And the Sandman replies: Oh, I hope not.
Brad says:	Sandman, "What will you do with the ... "	And the Sandman replies: I'll … it, of course!
Barry Joe McDonagh says:	fear of flying?	Flying? No problemo. Flight crew? Have you *seen* them? You had better believe fear!
Simon Hodgkinson says:	Is this the best job in the world?	Nope. Mine is. Now, if you don't mind, it's time I got back to work. Zzzzzzzz ….
Robert Irwin says:	Praise The Lord & Pass The Vibrator...	Absolutely!
Marketing Help Center says:	Sandman, this is urgent!	Don't tell me - the batteries are running out …
eAuthorResources Newsletter says:	Sandman, there is no faster, easier way..	OK, then - I'll put some more batteries in.
Paul Klein says:	This truth might sting (CAREFUL)	Oh, no - iodine on the tip of the vibrator!
Sean Storey says:	Sandman You Want Proof?	No - I've met iodine before. I don't need proof.
Paul Forcey says:	How Far Is Tulsa?	About 23.5 hours away, without comfort breaks.
Dr. Kenny Handelman says:	[ADHD] I have a confession...	You stole the batteries? Bastard.
Gary Ambrose says:	what did you do this weekend?	Looked for four D Cells - all over the beach hut.
Tom theToolman says:	Frustrated Sandman?	Hey, I'm happy. But there's a lot of Perfect Russian Wives out there wishing I'd found those D Cells.
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