emails back at ya

The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Toilet break tweets

Alaa Brock says: Summer time And the Sandman replies: Not in this hemisphere.
Augustine Sorensen says: One little berry can bring big results in a weight loss process. And the Sandman replies: Just the one? Wow!
Bob Kimball says: RE:4.5M Twitter users. How YOU can get more of them to follow you And the Sandman replies: I'm sure most of those 4.5M have better things to do than read my toilet break announcements.
Carly Schwartz says: Acai Diet, lose weight in the privacy of your own home Step outside and see those pounds fly back on!
George Nduka says: I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU NOW SO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, NDUKA (toilet break tweet imminent)
Hey - that's *our* email address! says: Get Noticed with Acai berry. Glue one to your forehead.
Jenice Jzumjwy says: Still waiting? Yup. Are you going to push that snail into your ear or what?
Jenifer Meyer says: You have a new message! Another? Excellent! Burn it.
Lauri Carrier says: Real University diplomas. Real diplomas? Or diplomas from real universities?
List Bandit says: [LB] Welcome to The Supreme Community Thank you. Have you been waiting long? Doesn't matter - I'm here now.
ListJoe.com says: We're holding 50,000 Guaranteed Visitors NO charge Isn't there some statute says you can't do that for longer than a certain time?
ListJoe.com says: NO LIES JUST FACTS That's what all the politicians say. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, look at this idiot...Frank puked on me... Should've moved away a bit quicker then, shouldn't you?
Roy Fielding says: Just 2 Quick Notes Sandman... La. Laaaaa!
SAMSUDEEN says: Waiting for your call +234 802 762 12 37 Keep waiting. Or follow me on Twitter. (Toilet break announcement imminent.)
Schantz Meredith says: Problems with your work Nothing that a long, relaxed session in another type of cubicle won't cure.
The Naked Giveaway says: A `Must Go` massive downloads... (no strings attached) Talking of 'Must Go', it's time for a tweet.
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