The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, July 17, 2009

An interesting recruitment agency

Adrian Law says: I hope I don't get in trouble for this... And the Sandman replies: You no tell, I no tell.
Alliance & Liecester says: Security update for Alliance & Liecester Costumers And the Sandman replies: That's efficient.
Alliance & Liecester says: Security update for Alliance & Liecester Costumers And the Sandman replies: An update on your previous update? That's very efficient.
Alliance & Liecester says: Security update for Alliance & Liecester Costumers An update on your previous updated update? OK, enough's enough.
Eliska Halkova says: Congratulation Sandman! You Have Been Granted Free Access To ... Leavenworrth? Fort Knox? First Class?
Emery Harrell says: Everybody can look like a model with Acai Elite. A model what?
Greg Frost says: Imagine Sandman... I don't have to. I *am* Sandman.
Hey - that's *our* email address! says: conquer the impossible, look great today That's not impossible - I look great *every* day.
Hey - that's *our* email address! says: Everyone is using, why should you not I don't need to.
Isaac says: You're kidding Sandman, right? No - I'm totally serious.
Jesse & Sharla at Rejuvenate Training says: Sandman, what do you like better? That one, over there.
Kerrie Sheehan says: Resend: Congratulations Sandman! You Have Been Granted Free Access To... Again? Thank you!
Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! Bring'em on!
Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! Look - they're lining up all way round the block!
ListJoe.com says: Now This Is A SHOCKER, Sandman! OK, let me sit down, then.
ListJoe.com says: ______ Sandman, It Does Not Matter That's a relief, then.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, sit down to read this one! I *am* sitting down. Is it a shocker?
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ListJoe.com says: Sandman. This Unigue Recruiting System Is The Best Hand Down Down … what? The drain? Your pants? Who knows?
ListJoe.com says: What are you waiting for? Another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Is it ready yet?
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