The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

That pizza is now 37 years late

 
Amy Twain says: Deal With Everyday Stress And the Sandman replies: Smack it. Hard. Whatever it is. Then plead insanity.
James Twyman says: TALKING TO HEAVEN! And the Sandman replies: On the Great White Phone? You've had too much Long Island Iced Tea, amigo.
Don Minor.com says: Sandman, Did you see this? And the Sandman replies: Yes, And so did that nice policeman heading this way. Catch you later …
John Assaraf says: Will you make the same mistake Arthur made? Pulling a sword out of that stone? Er, no.
ListJoe.com says: Boy I HATE work. Then why do it?
Mike Masters (IMT) says: Sandman, I canb Nice one. I can't canb at all.
The List Machine says: [TLM] Me referral No, ME Referral, you Jane.
Chuck Abbott says: 30 seconds is all it takes... Never mind - there's pills on the market that can help.
=== Gary Vurnum === says: Bet you've done this to yourself many times... Hey - let's not get too personal here, OK?
Michael Hopkins says: I'm afraid I've a confession to make ... It was you with that cactus the other night? Wow!
ListJoe.com says: ATTN: To Those Whom Have Tried Nearly Everything... Keep trying - you'll run out of options soon and then you can get on with your life.
Writelink Competition News says: Sandman, It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! What a happy robot …
Micheal and Yvonne says: He said poop... hehehe... Well, he's two and a half - what do you expect?
Mrs. Petra Ramirez says: WELCOME TO FEDEX COURIER COMPANY WEST AFRICA????? Thank you. My money, please. Now.
Mike Litman says: Did You Hear This? No. I have a cactus in one ear, and a perfect Russian wife nibbling the other.
Paul Klein says: Get Your Money Shoes On! I'm wearing my money boxers. Will that do?
Michael Campbell says: Sandman, I totally forgot... Me too. What?
Kurt Chrisler says: The ShoeMoney System... Me, I do the money boxers system.
BNET says: Domino's: Our Pizza Sucked -- and It Only Took Us 50 Years to Fix It Yeah, and I'm still waiting for an all-dressed I ordered back in 1973.
ListJoe.com says: Baby brings happyness - keep your baby safe ! Babyboxes on sale here.
Chris Freville says: You won't believe what I've found Sandman My money boxers? On the dining room floor? Curse these impatient Perfect Russian Wives!
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says: three of my favorite things Sandman Three of mine: any of my Perfect Russian Wives, Long Island Iced Tea and …
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