The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, July 27, 2009

How to save money

{Charles Kirkland} says: I spilled the beans! And the Sandman replies: Better mop'em up before someone slips and sues you. Lawsuits can be expensive. And inevitable round here.
Carlene Mcdermott says: We got acquainted with you And the Sandman replies: Did you? I didn't feel anything.
Daniel Gonzalez says: Sandman are you being robbed by search engines? And the Sandman replies: No. It's mainly banks and bankers
David C. Gikandi (RevolutionScape) says: It's not your fault I know. I've been telling everyone that for years, now.
David Snyder says: Sandman Here's How To Make Your Woman BEG For S'EX Define "beg". I tend to give in when it gets to "Oh, Sandman …" anyway.
Dean James says: Are you relying on one income stream Sandman? No - I don't rely on *any* of them.
Denese Helbling says: Go see it now OK. I'm back. I wasn't impressed.
Glenna Felton says: I shall write to you I can hardly wait.
Hey - that's *our* email address! You have new message! Is it from Glenna?
Hey - that's *our* email address! Fast and effective , Try Acai Berry. She said she'd write to me.
Hey - that's *our* email address! You have new message! Look - there's something else in the envelope!
Hey - that's *our* email address! RE: MedHelp id 333335 Cut price Valium. By the handful! Excellent!
Hey - that's *our* email address! You have new message! That's nice.
Hey - that's *our* email address! You have new message! That's verry niiiccce.
Hey - that's *our* email address! You have new message! Zzzzzzz.
Hey - that's *our* email address! You have received an Greeting eCard Zzzzzzz. ZZZzzzzzz.
Jo Lawrence from Bananalotto says: Sandman, grab a philips blender today! But make sure it's switched off first.
Keyword PDQ Support says: Up your profit And up yours.
ListJoe.com says: Oops ... I am not sure if I should show this .... Incredible Seen bigger. With better tattoos. I don't think you should show it.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Don't Make This Mistake OK. I'll leave out the cactus and the glue gun next time. Thanks for the heads up.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman30 Millions Double Op-In Subscribers Are Waiting To See Your Opportunity! I've never heard it called *that* before, but I suppose … when you think about it … that's exactly what it is.
ListJoe.com says: Are you tired of all the BS and Hype yet? Whaddya mean, *yet*?
ListJoe.com says: Who Else Wants To SAVE up to 75% on LUXURY Vacations? Go for very short ones - like a quarter of the time you usually take off?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, They will never buy from you if... … You don't sell anything.
ListJoe.com says: Max makes things happen Way to go, Max.
ListJoe.com says: come bloom with the spring flowers and change your way of living Riiight …
ListJoe.com says: FEEL THE BUZZ! Oh, I did, I did. It was a Philips blender. But that was a lllooooonnnnggg time ago and I've learned my lesson.
mistrtonee34@yahoo.com says: PASSERO TURN OF THE EAGLE (TABS - 2) Riiight …
Neil Asher says: How to Save Money On Shopping Bills Don't buy so much. Next!
Steve G. Jones, M.Ed. says: I really wish I could, but I can't... OK, just relax. Take a deep breath. The more of a fuss you make about it, the more difficult it becomes. Deep breath, now …
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