It's easier with Long Island Iced Tea and Vaseline

Stephanie Frank says:	It was joyful to watch...	And the Sandman replies: … but more joyful to do.
Bonnie Hazlett says:	Do It Now....	And the Sandman replies: Nah, I did it ten minutes ago. Joyfully. Now go away.
Dan says:	Everything you need...	And the Sandman replies: Everything? In the right size, too? Cool!
Steve Harrison says:	A 'lazy' author you should imitate...	I do. I don't get up till noon, remember?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman Join the explosion to Infinity	Suicide bomber? Moi? I don't think so.
Mr. Jerry Ntai says:	PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT.	Oh, but I do. I'll get round to it in a couple of months. Maybe.
Amanda van der Gulik says:	Hey Sandman check out these cool ways for kids to make money...	Er, no. I might get arrested.
Charles Ryder says:	12 hours til it's gone	And 13 till when it comes back again.
Paul Klein says:	It’s Going Away…	Yes, in twelve hours, I hear.
Koz and Dr. Mike says:	Are you still banging your head against the wall?	Dunno - I'll have a listen and see.
Mike Masters (IMT) says:	Sandman, they lied to you...	You call those lies? They've been calling it "news" pretty well since the printing press was invented.
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Bill Harris says:	Secrets for losing stubborn stomach fat	Stop eating that weird chemical?
Rodger Hyatt says:	Tim Bekker did something really unusual yesterday...	Me too. But I'm not telling anyone what it was.
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Don Minor.com says:	Sandman, 0 sales per day = $12,387.88/month?	Obviously you're selling more at night time.
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~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says:	Which is more important to your sales?	Ummm … *that* one. No! *That* one! Oh, I don't know.
Kristen says:	Sandman If it isn't working	I'll be disappointing several Perfect Russian Wives, then.
Amy Twain says:	How to Lead a Purpose Driven Life	I find Hedonism works fine for me, thanks,
Brandon Schmid says:	Sandman, let me help you...	Thank you - it just won't uncoil in this cold weather.
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Paul Klein says:	Sandman, 50,000 People CAN'T Be Wrong! (Are You One Of Them?)	Yup - I hate the pickle in my burger, too.
- Dylan Loh - says:	still can't see this??	See what?
Adam Spiel says:	This will make it super easy for you!	Ah, Vaseline. And another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Excellent.
Paul Klein says:	How dare they!	Very well, thank you. And how dare you?:
Ian del Carmen says:	Your questions answered here...	And my answers questioned here.
David Canham says:	Sandman, Just Do It!	Just did. Now it's time for a quick nap, if it's OK with you.
ListJoe.com says:	It's your turn to get paid, Sandman	Hey - I decide when I get paid.
Paul Klein says:	What Is Your Decision Sandman?	Pay me. Now.
Rob Toth says:	If you've got a busy Wednesday, skip this...	OK - thanks for the heads up. See you.
ListJoe.com says:	I have PMS and I love it!	You little masochist, you!
Dave Offen says:	I'm sorry Sandman...	It's OK. Here's a cloth..
Sean Storey says:	Is this you Sandman?	No. Sorry.
Tim Thomas says:	Sandman, I canb	Wasn't that you who coulbd a while back?
Trent Steele says:	RE: Sandman, your mini-course has finished!	Curses! It was so small I missed it!
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David Van Arrick says:	SandmanHow To Give Your Woman 5 - 10 Orgasms In Just One Night!	Only 5-10? OK, so it's usually 2-3, but that's each for several of my perfect Russian wives. Every night.
ListJoe.com says:	I Cheated on you!	You bastard. That's it. It's over between us. Go away.
Paul Klein says:	Stop What You are Doing and Watch This	I'm sorry - we can't stop right now. Come back in ten.
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