The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

No friend of international bankers here

Bolanle Alvin says: Be way much better in bed retailer mucronated And the Sandman replies: I do not mucronate in bed. Go away.
David C. Gikandi (RevolutionScape) says: You'll lose your socks (literally - must see video!) And the Sandman replies: No, they're down at the end of the bed. They fell off while I was mucronating. (Sometimes I don't exactly tell the whole truth.)
Devin says: gift on Canada day And the Sandman replies: Replacement socks? Cool!
ecopywriters@gmail.com says: You've got money! Not socks? Never mind. Money'll do.
Hey - who's using *our* email address? Double your size in just two weeks Then I'll be tripping up on the middle of it. No thanks.
Hey - who's using *our* email address? Climax can be so good as what you have hear. With walls as thin as the ones round here, I'm not surprised.
Hey - who's using *our* email address? Fulfill your true organ growth potential And by that, you mean … ?
Hey - who's using *our* email address? Get big real soon Ah. Thought so.
List Bandit says: [LB] You're bad for business. Yeah. That's why they've banished me out here to this beach hut. Bless'em.
ListJoe.com says: Do Well AND Do Good AND I do goodly, too. Quite often.
ListJoe.com says: Yes, This Is Real Judging from the way you're still howling ever since I gave it a sharp tug, you could well be right.
Orff says: All About Orgasms - Hoow Can I Tell If I've aHd an Orgasm Usually you need to be scraped back down off the ceiling. Well, you do if you're one of my Perfect Russian Wives.
Rachelle Ybarra says: It makes you her hero Indeed it does. It's not that good for the ceiling, though.
Zurich Bank International Limited says: Dear Friend, I am not your friend. I am bad for your business. Now go away.
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