The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

From a trampoline to a hamster wheel

Early To Rise says: ETR: We've "Bean" Here Before And the Sandman replies: Yeah. I remember. You "Pea"d in my aquarium. Frightened those poor little orgasms half to death.
Gary Baker says: You Can't Stop It, Even If You Want To! And the Sandman replies: I know. You just get to that point … and it all tips over the edge.
Early To Rise says: It'll be our dirty little secret... And the Sandman replies: It was filthy. Absolutely filthy. But hey - apart from that incident with the aquarium it was fun, wasn't it?
online@hsbc.co.uk says: Couldn’t have put it better myself.
Robert Ringer says: Timing Can Make All the Difference Too right. Just pull back before you get to that edge.
Paul Klein says: You’ve Seen It All Before, Right? WRONG! Watch This Now… OMG - I've never seen people do *that* on a trampoline before! Well, not more than six, anyways …
ADEEL Chowdhry says: re: your website doesn't work Course not - this is a blog!
ListJoe.com says: Greed is good Isn't it. I believe I'll have another Long Island Ice Tea - just for the hell of it.
Doberman Dan says: No more shameless whore stuff! Damn. I was enjoying that.
Magic Money News says: Sandman, How to Get Off the Hamster Wheel That's the easy bit. It's getting out of the cage that's giving me problems.
Jahn A says: hmmm... "Sandman", wouldn't it be interesting if.... Yeah. You're right. It would be. But it's a bit cramped in this cage. Maybe three or four of us should leave.
Katie Yeakle, AWAI says: Look at all that's been added... OhmyGod somebody's just thrown in … (gasp!) … a hamster!
Jorge Sampson says: Sandman, THANK YOU You're more than welcome. Help yourself to an orgasm or two if you feel like it - they're in the aquarium over there.
FireballNews.com says: Insane system... I know. But it seems to keep us all happy. Except for the hamster.
Jeremy Gislason - SureFireWealth.com says: heads up Sandman, 36 hours left... And then someone'll let me out of this cage?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Take Control of Your Life And get out of this cage by myself? OK, I'll do just that. Now, where's the key?
Stuart Lichtman says: Are you going to miss those gold coins dropping out of the air? Not at all. I just hope they'll keep on missing me. I got hit by one once - knocked me out for three days.
Suzanne Evans says: What's Keeping You from the Money You Deserve? Those bastards with the AK47's.
Heather Step says: From Fear to Freedom and A Focus Wheel Excellent - I'll just go and put the hamster back on his, then.
Mind Movies Team says: Ohhh.That's why! Exactly. This … is a hamster wheel. And this … is a hamster. Made for each other, weren't they?
=== Gary Vurnum === says: Are you standing still to go backwards? Nope. When that hamster wheel goes backwards, it takes everyone on it with it.
Doctor Keith says: What is the most feared disease of our time (and what can you do about it)? Information overload. (Go outside and play in the sunshine a while.)
**Getting Started Online Fast** says: Do you suffer from information overload? Indeed I do. It's the most feared disease of our time, don'tcha know.
Krystalya Marie says: Who Else Wants More Loving Relationships? I think I've got as many as I can handle already, thanks.
Eric Rockefeller says: You Banned From Google Yet? I'll have to think about that one.
Eric Rockefeller says: You Banned From Google Yet? (Oops, You Need This Link) Yes, I believe I am.
Steve D'Agostino says: Ever Thought How Google Can Help YOUR Business? Not possible. I've been banned, you see.
Dan Robey says: You Are a Personal Service "Corporation"... Hm. Dunno about the "Corporation" bit, but I certainly provide a lot of personal services.
StomperNet says: ALERT: Facebook now owns Google Oh, great. Now I'm banned from FaceBook as well, I suppose.
eAuthorResources NewsLetter says: Sandman, where do you start?.. what do you do next?.. Usually just outside the bedroom door. Then we go through it.
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