A threesome with Siamese twins

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Amy Twain says:	Open This Now And Find Out...	And the Sandman replies: Ah - the file on Early.
Tellman says:	Sandman - did you open this?	And the Sandman replies: What, the file on Early? Indeed I did. Strange name, but a very fine-looking woman. Why is she so close to the edge of the photo?
Mrs.Inga-Britt Ahlenius says:	Attn:Fund Inheritor,	Oh, no. Not Great-Aunt Edna? I *told* her to buy a new parachute.
Paul Klein says:	Are You Being SASS-y Sandman?	No way. Edna was a champion skydiver in her youth.
MRS ANNA GOMEZ says:	Re: YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED FOR YOUR COLLECTION.	Oh, no. Edna's birthday present. The parachute I bought her. It's too late!
Jo Lawrence from Bananalotto says:	Sandman, we are looking for a porshe owner!	Pass. It could be one of my Perfect Russian Wives, but you'll have to ask them all yourself.
Michael Nicholas says:	Are U too late?...	No, but the new birthday parachute was.
Paul Treane says:	Happy St. Patricks Day...	Thank you. It hasn't finished for you either, then?
MR COLLINS BEN says:	ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION	Excellent! But I've been proved innocent. Now go away.
Secret Affiliate Code says:	SORRY, I Didn't Send This To YOU (Earlier)	You mean Early's got an older sister? A Siamese twin? Pass me that file again!
Intuition Zone says:	RADICAL responsibility! ...	Indeed. To both Early and Earlier.
Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, Get this cookie cutter!	No thanks - all the cookies I've got are nicely shaped already.
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Paul Klein says:	Sandman, perhaps you're too late.	Is possible. But with Early and Earlier here, I'm not that fussed.
Arina says:	so, what exactly is it?	You mean you've never seen one of these before?
Magic Money News says:	Merging with Powerful Vibrations	And that's what Early, Earlier and I have been doing all morning.
Russell Brunson says:	USA vs Canada- I NEED YOUR HELP!	Hell, I'll sell any kind of munitions to the highest bidder.
Paul Klein says:	Sandman, this dude is kidding right?	Nope - he really wants to start a border conflict here.
Enoch Mind Reality says:	The Secrets of Using Magic for Protection and Power	What? Even when it comes to a war between Canada and the USA?
admin says:	Sandman,check this out....	It's quite nice. Now put it away before the Sergeant shouts at us.
Casino King Spin says:	Votre compte a été crédité.	Merci beaucoup. Et qui etes-vous?
Shawn Casey says:	truly special	That's me!
Jason Oickle says:	Cluster...	With Early and Earlier? Again? OK.
Affiliate Classroom says:	Sandman, want a personal phone coach?	No, I think I've got the hang of using mine now, but thanks anyway. Now, let's see … you press these buttons with numbers on, and then …
Mike Filsaime says:	are you ready to go mobile yet? (now's the time)	I have a bicycle. Will that do?
Jordan Hall says:	you've gotta check this out	I think I already have. Doesn't that tattoo go all the way round?
GOMEZ PHILIPPE says:	Bonjour,	Bonjour.
GOMEZ PHILIPPE says:	Bonjour,	Bonjour. Et maintenant, va-t'en. Vite. Tres vite.
GOMEZ PHILIPPE says:	Bonjour,	Adieu.
Ryan Deiss says:	Were You Rejected?	By Early and Earlier? No way!
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Baeth Davis says:	Sandman, have you missed out?	Not that I've noticed. You ever had a threesome with Siamese twins? Awesome!
Rich Schefren says:	Do you think I'm crazy for doing this?	With *that* cactus? I have to say yes.
Yanni Maniates says:	Sandman ... can it really be this simple?	Yes. Now watch carefully. You take the baseball bat in this hand, the flamingo in the other … and that cactus in the other …
Barefoot Executive says:	Thank you so much	More than welcome. Just don't mash the cactus too hard, that's all.
Scott Case says:	he's doing it again Sandman...	Hey - you over there! I told you - not so hard on the cactus, OK?!!!!
David lockley says:	The Next 7 Minutes and 32 Seconds...	… isn't going to do that cactus much good.
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