The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Hermaphrodites and Leprechaun Viagra

 
Eric Graham says: My hermaphrodite client? And the Sandman replies: Cool! Best of both worlds!
Marcia Wieder and Dream University says: Something remarkable for you And the Sandman replies: A hermaphrodite client?
Keith Wellman says: Why I don't care about money... And the Sandman replies: With clients like that, who cares about money!
[ihonestlythink.com] says: re: SHOCKING video (urgent) It's about hermaphrodites, isn't it?
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, I have something remarkable to share with you The best of both worlds? Bring it on!
Marcie Hunt Prosperity Coach says: I have something truly inspirational to share with you You mean it's even better than remarkable? Cool!
Myrtle Stringer says: The company from Italy, is looking for reliable partners in England Well it won't find any here.
=== Gary Vurnum === says: But that's not what The Secret says! she questioned... And then I told her she what the Secret actually said (it's fun being a ventriloquist!)
Ryan Deiss says: Does "Kern's Crap" really work? Dunno - does it give you that "Get Up and Go!" feeling?
Matt Clarkson says: Will The REAL God Please Stand Up? No - we're all quite happy sitting down, thanks.
Support says: Re: I need your address to send your money! (PLEASE ADVISE) Just leave it in the usual locker at Grand Central, thanks.
Velma Whitaker says: The excellent commercial offer, for intelligent people from England Wrong on all four counts. Now please go away.
John Schlott says: Sandman, THANKS for understanding ... It's OK. But always remember, hermaphrodism can be fun - honest!
John Delavera says: 3 seconds My! There's medication for that available on the web, you know.
Lynne McTaggart says: Help us clean up Japan's mother lake No.
Neil Asher says: “DO IT FOR MUM” Oh, all right. So … where's this lake, then?
George says: Is me Rev. Peter C. George CALL ME Is me Sandman. Go call yourself. And then go much further away.
Ben Settle says: Anatomy Of A Goo-roo Fanboy Don't tell me - it's a hermaphrodite.
The Desk of Peter Mageza says: From Peter Mageza No it's not - it says it's from your desk!
~ Jen & Darius - The New Wealth Teachers ~ says: It's tonight, Sandman at 5 E.T. Will you be there? No, I'll be phoning home.
Brian Wynn says: Perhaps you're too late. Very likely.
RubyRoyale Club says: This place rocks Shame I was too late, then. Never mind.
Jason Oickle says: Why Fiddle Around Sandman... It's fun. Next!
Colin and Colin says: A little Leprechaun Told me this.... And I told him that …
Dan Robey says: he just shrugged his shoulders and walked off... Leprechauns can't handle the truth.
Bonnie Hazlett says: Truth instead of hype.... But they like hype.
Shawn Casey says: this truth might sting It's an insect, isn't it? Leprechauns don't like insects. Especially ones that sting.
Gary Baker says: A cold hard truth... Ah. A dead stinging beetle.
Paul Klein says: A little Leprechaun Told me this.... They don't like stinging beetles, either dead or alive.
The Jackal says: Hey Sandman, Happy St. Paddy's day... A pint of Guinness? For me? With a dead stinging beetle floating on top? How kind.
Greg Frost says: What The Drug Companies Don’t Want You To Know You get harder and longer and everything else with a dead stinging beetle in your Guinness than you do with any kind of viagra, cialis or anything else. Another pint, please, bartender.
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