The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Mushrooms will take over the planet

 
Steve G. Jones says: Enhance your brain power... And the Sandman replies: … do mental pushups!
Brett McEllhiney says: The "P" in SIMPLE Means... And the Sandman replies: Someone's weed on SIMLE?
ListJoe.com says: 1200% GROWTH !!!!!!! And the Sandman replies: Cialis? Can't beat it!
Jeff Mulligan says: Do your friends think it's strange... Only when we use *that* kind of cactus
Vishen Lakhiani says: Einstein used it (and this is why you should too) Oh, but I do. Day in, day out … all through the night, too.
Randy Koehler says: ??????? !!!!!!!!
John Delavera says: ...if one sunny day an alien landed to your yard... … you won't be able to sell it an umbrella
Mindzoom.net says: Don't be mad... Why not? It helps!
WebProNews says: Customer Connections Now Important for Google Results Indeed. When I connect with my customers, they all go googly on me.
Evolution Ezine says: Seen the latest? 6 Ways Mushrooms Can Save The World (No Eating Required :) ), Visionary Artwork, Free ECourse, and... No eating? But we'll all starve to death - and the mushrooms will take over the planet!
Steven Johnson says: You’re not scared, are you Sandman? Actually, I'm beginning to think the mushrooms'd be better for the planet than humans.
David DeAngelo says: Much Better Than "Taking Her To Dinner"... Staying home for supper? With mushrooms on the menu?
Bonnie Hazlett says: Beware of big lie.... Listen not to government spokespeople…
ListJoe.com says: How To Sell Without Being Pushy or Obnoxious Bribery. Especially when it comes to selling munitions.
David Van Arrick says: Sandman Here's The Key To Volcanic G-Spot Orgasms That's nice. Is it a skeleton key? We should warm it up a little first, no?
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says: Jump on this Sandman, before it's too late You will not jump on this Sandman. This Sandman does not wish to be bruised any more.
ListJoe.com says: What is the Worlds Most Powerful Program? American Idol? Windows 7? Dunno - you tell me.
Earl Netwal says: Sandman, New Video, What's 18 months Worth? Depends on whether or not those 18 months are in a maximum-security jail or just a normal one.
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