The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Anyone want a frog?

Clarisa Grewe says: List of your mistakes And the Sandman replies: Oh, that's going to be very, very long. But *so* entertaining.
Devin says: the gift of VD And the Sandman replies: For me? How kind. I think I'll pass, thanks.
Greg Frost says: RE: I Was Skeptical Before Too Sandman... And the Sandman replies: And I am still skeptical now, Greg.
Greg Frost says: Last 6 to learn the art of the ancients... … were the final half-dozen to sign up.
List Bandit says: [LB] ATTN: To Those Whom Have Tried Nearly Everything... Keep trying - you'll get there eventually.
ListJoe.com says: How To Make An Electric Car Quickly Build a factory and employ thousands of assembly-line staff …
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, I found a Talking Toad who knew the secret to 50+ leads a day... Did it talk before or after you spent a while licking it?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Become Very Wealthy Without Anyone Knowing Rob banks - in disguise.
ListJoe.com says: This Little Lady has the Right Idea! So it seems. And she's a dab hand with the mayonnaise, too. Mm mm good!
ListJoe.com says: Yours For FREE to Give Away to Others...That's FROG Wanna frog? Anyone? I got a frog here, going free - just for the asking. Anyone? Anyone at all?
Mr.William Svitak says: CONTACT WESTERN UNION FOU YOUR WINNING PRIZE I did. It was a teddy bear. I told them to keep it.
Rachel Corcoran says: I hope that to you Your hopes have been answered. It is that to me.
rc53@msn.com says: BRONCHIAL ASTHMA MAKES YOUR LIFE UNBEARABLE? DO NOT GIVE UP! No - it's the flatulence. I don't mind it myself, but I've been barred from most public transport round here. Bummer.
Zurich Bank International Limited says: Dear Friend!!! Banks don't use exclamation marks. Leave my inbox. Now.
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