Chocolate, red wine and a Rolls Royce in the pool

**Tom TargetPro Blaster** says:	Sandman, is your site ugly like this one?	And the Sandman replies: Dunno - have a look around here and tell me what you think.
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~Acai-Berry~ ~Organic~ says:	Thanks for trying the Oprah Diet! Enjoy your Sample	And the Sandman replies: You're more than welcome. Which part of Oprah am I eating, exactly?
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Alert says:	Bank Of America : Update Your Online Banking Information.	OK. Here's some online info for you: I DO NOT HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH YOU. Now go away.
Aurelio Fountain says:	Every man wishes he could have just a few extra inches downthere.	Yup - if only my legs were a little bit longer I wouldn't keep tripping over everybody's favourite organ.
Aviram-k@013.net says:	Sandman, Change your story, change your life	Yeah, but the scars would still tell the same tale.
Belief Equals Possibility says:	Change your story, change your life	I'll refer the court to my earlier comment about the scars.
Computer Weekly says:	Improve the value of brand "You".	Could that be possible? How can one improve on perfection?
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Your Worst SEXUAL NightMare!	Oh, you do *not* want to know. You really do not. But if you must, check the Washington Post, July 18th 1958. That's all I'm going to say.
Hanna Jameson says:	a very important message from Phil	Then why's this email from Hanna?
Hanna Jameson says:	a very important message from Phil	And this one?
Irina says:	Russian dating site	Splendid - another batch of Perfect Russian Wives. Send'em round!
-Legit_WeightLoss- says:	Tired of taking all of those non-organic products?	No, I'm fine with them. Organic tends to be grown … er … organically.
Letscher says:	dissonantly	No, I said organically. Listen, will you?
ListJoe.com says:	1 Capsule of NuRev Contains The Amount of Resveratrol Found In 1,000 Bottles of Red Wine	I'll take the equivalent in wine, then. Thanks.
ListJoe.com says:	Are YOU earning what Your worth?	No - there's not enough money in the world.
ListJoe.com says:	Eat Chocolate Instead Of Spinach!	That's going to make for an interesting Eggs Florentine, then,
ListJoe.com says:	Hi there! Can you believe this....	No. Next!
ListJoe.com says:	I found a Talking Toad who knew the secret to 50+ leads a day...	But then again …Next!
ListJoe.com says:	ONLY for the next 100 who open this...	Curses! Foiled again! Yours sincerely, Opener #101.
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Mind Movies Team says:	It's not your fault...	I know. Society is to blame.
Ric Thompson [SBCEO] says:	Do you remember...	Not a lot. Apart from driving that Rolls-Royce into the swimming pool. Helluva party, wasn't it?
RichardBand@Investorplace.com says:	Russia Rising	Nooooo! Not the Evil Empire! (Oh,wait up - we're all friends now, aren't we? Well, I know the Wives are, at least.)
Ryan Clark says:	Warning: this might offend some people	Only *some*? You're not trying hard enough!
Steve Dailey says:	I will wait your letter to me	You do that.
Tellman=Listbuilding says:	ever wondered how they do it?	No, I know perfectly well - I've got the manual.
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