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ListJoe.com says:	Sandman will you do this?	And the Sandman replies: What? Help Big escape? I'm trying to figure out a way. Just let me think a while.
FireballNews.com says:	[VIP] Weird "money extraction" tricks...	And the Sandman replies: Depends on where you've shoved it, doesn't it?
Daniel Levis says:	It may already be too late ...	And the Sandman replies: What? Big's tied to the stake already? Only a miracle can save him now!
Rhonda - KidsAwakening.com says:	everybody and their brother?	Wow! Mass executions, then?
Forward To A Better Day says:	Fwd: Bigger	Big's older brother? How's he going to help?
Al Diaz says:	In an Instant	No - we need his help NOW!!!
Howard Jones says:	Are you making these 7 deadly mistakes, Sandman?	I believe so - that's why there's a firing squad out there with an awful lot of people standing in front of it.
HighVelocityMarketMaster.com says:	I'm going back to the future	Can Big and I come too?
Jimmy Roos says:	Sandman, Here's what you'll get	Seasick? Airsick? Timesick? Shot?
FireballBooks.com says:	What is your goal for 2010?	Survival. Getting Big out of here. Going back to the beach hut. Making sure the gorillas and Home Biz Helper set up a nice home. Enjoying a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea and a couple of Perfect Russian Wives.
Lynne McTaggart says:	Will your name be on one of the last 23 places?	What - out of here, or on the firing squad list? Pass.
Matt Clarkson says:	Do NOT Buy "7 Secrets To Happiness"	Because each of them is a Deadly Mistake. Hence the firing squad.
Europcar says:	Europcar International special offers, get 2 days free!	2 days free? 2 days free? And then come back to face the firing squad? Lemme think about that one.
Alex Jeffreys says:	DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS FOR THIS?	Yes.
ListJoe.com says:	A welcome diversion...	That would be nice, but I've got Big and several others to rescue from the firing squad.
Katie Yeakle, AWAI says:	Will you be on our call with Dan tonight?	No - I'm going back to the future with Big. And maybe a few friends. If we can wind up this DeLorean I've just found.
Michel Fortin says:	[Michel Fortin] Today is The Last Day	Unless I find the ignition key, you may well be right.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, Do You Have a Plan?	Get out. Run. Forget that rescue. Go home.
Sean Storey says:	Sandman Gift for you	An ignition key? For the DeLorean? How did you *know*?!! Now, about this empty gas tank …
Paul Klein says:	Saving The Best For Last...	A couple of gallons of super-high octane? You beauty!
List Bandit says:	[LB] Even A MONKEY Could Get Sign-ups Using This...	Fair enough. But what about two gorillas - both married to the same octopus?
Nightingale-Conant says:	Motivational Quote of the Day	"Let's get into this time machine and away from this firing squad"? Sounds good to me.
Stuart Lichtman says:	Today's the Very Last Day...	Then we'd better travel backwards in time instead, then.
Matthew Glanfield says:	Why The Gurus Hate You...	I got Big and several others away from their firing squad? (Not everybody, because there's not a lot of room in a DeLorean.)
Ben Settle says:	What To Do If Your Business Goes To Hell	Open a branch office there?
Sylvia Rehman says:	Sandman, Must Have FREE software is Hot!! :)	Hm. Maybe I should start that software business in Hell.
Todd says:	Whistle blower opens "Pandora's Box".. do you dare look?..	Oh, very much so. Pandora and I go back a long, long way.
Support Dianne Barnhart says:	UPS Delivery Problem NR 77821.	What? The software I ordered for the Hell branch office? What's the problem?
Suong Lim. says:	Legitimate Arrangement!!!	Indeed it was. Look - I have the receipts and everything.
Pete Sisco / StaticContraction.com says:	Choosing the Best Exercises	I find in … out … in … out … in … out (repeat as necessary) works just fine for me, thanks.
Troy White says:	What's YOUR Secret Project? Red-headed hippy reveals his...	His what? Does he want a job at SoftwareInHell? It's really difficult to find the right kind of staff these days.
ListJoe.com says:	PEOPLE ARE FLOODING THIS WEBSITE TO HELP A GOOD CAUSE...LOOK AND SEE !!!	How are they flooding it? Opening the sluice gates? Or worse?
Paul Klein says:	Nearly At Capacity… Don’t Be Shut Out	I'd rather be shut out if they're flooding the place without opening the sluice gates.
Song Chengxiang says:	a free sample for you...	You *are* flooding the place without opening the sluice gates, aren't you?
Traffic Travis says:	Webinar: Interrogation of a Super Affiliate	Ooh! Waterboarding! Always fun to watch!
Jason Oickle says:	Are you getting things done Sandman?	Not at the moment - I'm still waiting for that red-headed hippy to get back to me about that position in SoftwareInHell.
Paul Klein says:	Here’s why you should quit trying…	You're going to say something bad about redheads, aren't you? Well, I'm not listening.
Henk and Nicholas says:	Sandman, did you receive all of these?	Redheads? No, but I've got *heaps* of perfect Russian wives back at home.
Harris Fellman says:	Pixiedust?	Yes please. Should we crack open a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea while we're here?
Stefanie Hartman says:	An unexpected problem...	Ah. No Long Island Iced Tea. Oh, well. It'll have to be just Pixiedust, then. Cheers!
Paul Klein says:	It's All Solved!	What - a couple of buckets of Long Island Iced Tea? You beauty, you!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, What if you decided to go for it?	Then I'd have the benefits of both Pixiedust *and* Iced Tea. What a mixture!
LawofAttractionNetworkForWomen.com says:	Divinely inspiring and extremely practical. You will love this one!	Dunno about practical, but I do love this mixture, yes.
David Riklan says:	Have you spent years searching for happiness?	No need - Pixiedust and Iced Tea. What more could there be to life? Apart from a few Perfect Russian wives, of course.
Sean Storey says:	Here's what I promised you Sandman	A few Perfect Russian wives? Oh, today's just getting better and better!
Martha Richardson says:	Subscriber Appreciation Day!	Heeeey … with Pixiedust and Iced Tea, I can appreciate *anything* today!
The New Thin Me says:	The Infuriating LIES in your Grocery Store...	I don't have a grocery store. I may be opening a software shop in Hell, but I've yet to hear from that red-head hippy.
* Ali Brown * says:	Sandman, did you hear?	Don't you listen? I just said I've yet to hear.
Bob The Teacher says:	so what's behind door #2, Bob?	No, it's not Bob at all - it's that redheaded hippy. No wonder I haven't heard from him yet. His network's cacked.
ListJoe.com says:	Networking NOT Working?	Oh, you aren't listening at all, are you. I just *said* his network was cacked.
Brenton Lindo says:	Sandman, don't let this slip through your fingers!	It's not *my* fingers I'm thinking about here.
Geraldine Gabrenas says:	Your prick is touched by her - your prick goes up! This is a v-pilule-takers law.	So it's got nothing to do with attraction. Or the Law of Attraction? And there's no lubricant involved whatsoever?
Magic Money News says:	Sandman, Your Well Oiled Manifesting Machine	You said there wasn't any lubricant involved.
Mohammed Kwame says:	CAN I TRUST YOU	As much as I can trust you. No lubricant, indeed.
*Sam Crowley* says:	Sandman, Think Like Superman!	Er, no. I think you'll find Superman thinks like Sandman. Otherwise he wouldn't believe he can fly.
Kristen says:	Sandman Are you struggling? I'm gonna tell it to you straight...	It *is* straight. It was touched by her. Remember?
Mike Filsaime says:	HURRY! - just a few hours left...	… and then it goes all floppy again.
Brian Wynn (TML) says:	I Forgot To Attach Instructions	Oh, I hope you're not going to staple them on. Either when it's straight or floppy.
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