The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Why adults shouldn't do kids stuff

 
Todd says: Thanks! And the Sandman replies: You're so welcome. Wipe that cactus off before you go, eh?
Miss Donna Story says: VERY IMPORTANT And the Sandman replies: Clean cacti? Oh, essential!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, I hate this... And the Sandman replies: I know. Wiping between those spikes can be picky picky picky.
Ric Thompson [SBCEO] says: You won't believe this story . . . Our beloved government is here to serve *us*? Naaahh …
ListJoe.com says: Are You Working For YOU?? 90% of the time. The other 10% goes to our government. And yes, I do have a very good accountant.
ListJoe.com says: How To Win Your Family Back In 2010 Improve your poker game?
Bruno Auger says: Sandman, Branding yourself 1) Light fire. 2) Insert branding iron until red hot at the business end. 3) … er, no, I don’t want to go there.
=== Gary Vurnum === says: She leaned over and whispered "So, what IS your secret?"... I pointed towards my lap. She nodded. "I thought so," she whispered.
The BNET Report says: [BNET] CBI rush-hour plan no breath of fresh air Perhaps you should stay out of the subway, then.
James Germana says: Blogging...From the beach? Absolutely. You don't think I'd do this in an office, do you?
John Delavera says: How to Be Irresistible! Just be myself? How true.
Paul Klein says: Sandman, no one wants to tell you this, but... Being myself doesn't make me irresistible? That's bull!
Ken Reno says: Did you see it? See what?
Darren Salkeld says: Sandman, did you get it?... Get what?
Charles Ryder says: Even a Caveman can do this. . . Yeah, but does he wash his hands afterwards?
Yanni Maniates says: Sandman ... it's what you feel! What or who? Or whose what? Whatever it is, it's fun to feel Especially like this.
Holothink, Inc. says: try them all . . . I just did. I don't think I missed out any variation.
Magic Money News says: Seek Ye First the Kindgom.... There was a gom just back there. Whether it was kind or not, I can't tell you.
Cultivate Life! says: Cultivate Life! March 15th, 2010 I have. You should see what's been growing on the washing up recently.
Cyndi says: Here Is How YOU Do It Sandman I know. Fabulous, isn't it?
David DeAngelo says: Why "Cocky & Funny" Attracts Women Well, there's the "Fun" aspect … and then there's the other aspect. Simple.
The Messenger Network says: It's not what you think.... It's the way that you think it?
David Smith says: I don't mean to annoy you but this you must open! I will not open it. I have been annoyed.
Robert Ringer says: Getting everything you want ... … is such fun. Everybody should do it.
Affiliate Classroom says: The money is NOT in the list? Indeed not, It's in the usual locker at Grand Central.
Matthew Griffin says: The Kids Are Going To Love This... Yeah - don't try it yourself though …
Eben Pagan says: THIS HURTS Told you. It's for kids only.
Save My Marriage Today! says: Overcoming Interfering In-Law Issues... I find a dose of Shock&Awe works fine to start with, and then a little small arms to follow if need be.
Affiliate X Factor - The Truth says: Sandman, Time is the great killer! Yup - excess old age is usually fatal.
PotPieGirl says: Can I Ask Your Opinion on Something? Please do. Hm. Perhaps calamari in the cornflakes isn't such a hot idea.
Lee Vogt says: The Difference Between You And 'Them'? I don't have calamari in my cornflakes?
Steve Johns says: This had never been done before last year... And then the cornflakes suddenly started getting covered in calamari.
Dan Robey says: Top 10 Healthy Foods For 2010... Cornflakes, calamari … er …
Hawaii.com Store says: New in the Store! Eurasian Cuisine, Volcanoes from the Air, 100% Coffees and More... So *that's* where the cornflake'n'calamari idea came from!
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