The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Education problems and why women reject men

Guido Nussbaum says: You must see this! And the Sandman replies: OMG - it's that gorilla! And Home Biz Helper! They're wrestling! And they're heading towards the Orgasm Pit!
**J Bode** says: just got back from Vegas And the Sandman replies: Did you bring a gorilla?
Nightingale-Conant says: Amazing. Absolutely amazing. And the Sandman replies: Isn't it? I didn't think an octopus and gorilla could *do* something like that.
Traffic Admin says: 11 Gooroos FIGHTING Over YOU? No - it's an octopus and a gorilla fighting in the Orgasm Pit. At least, I think they're fighting.
Tuti Lee says: Sandman, Major Announcement... They're not fighting? OK. They're in love? Uh-oh.
Zero Theory Report says: Sandman A Video About the Future... 8-armed giant gorillas swinging through the jungle. Hairy octopi on the sea bed? Hm.
Bonnie Hazlett says: I have just TWO words for you.... And I have two for you: Gorilla. Octopus.
Rhonda - KidsAwakening.com says: (f.ree call) do your kids need a bailout? No, but I think the octopus and gorilla could do with a bucket of cold water thrown over them.
David Van Arrick says: Secret Orgasm Report For Sandman Brought to you by gorillopus.com - if they'd stop thrashing around together long enough.
* How To Double Your Business says: are you getting killed? Not that I know of. I'm almost dying laughing watching those two in the orgasm pit, though.
Paul Klein says: Got B.A.L.L.S.? I believe so. I'll just lift up my D.I.C.K. and check.
Paul Klein says: Someone is stealing from you! Yeah - I'm sure there were a lot more orgasms in the pit last time I looked.
Bruce Earl Andrews says: I'm SO Excited... Revenge can be so sweet. You should never have stolen those orgasms.
Earl Netwal says: Sandman, Your revenge plan enclosed for free Oh, I've got one in action already. No worries there.
Frank Dang says: [Bonus Report] Here's the secret formula Make those orgasms happen real fast. Too fast. Know what I mean?
Paul Klein says: Are you seeking revenge Sandman? (Free report inside…) No. It's set up already. It's called Seriously Premature Ejaculation.
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says: Sex & Violence I'll just take the sex, thanks.
Preston Ely says: do this one thing. now. Done it. Now what? (I think the gorilla's had enough. It's lying on the ground next to the pit, twitching.)
King Spin 777 says: Want to be a winner? No. I want my octopus back.
Buz McGuire says: Are You Choosing Your Treasure or Your Flock Treasure's nice, but a flock will keep you warm. And you can eat it.
James Sorelly says: Sandman What's taking you so long? I'm looking for an octopus. What's your hurry?
Stuart Stirling says: Sandman, silly me What? You've had Home Biz Helper stuffed down the front of your pants all this time? Silly you.
Giovanni Farotto says: Would you take the chance...? No I would not. Those things can *bite*.
Tinu says: Sandman, Has This Ever Happened to You? An octopus? Down the front of my pants? It may have looked that way, but no.
Gary Glasscock says: Checking in- have you watched it yet? No. Just take Home Biz Helper out of your pants … and let's get this gorilla back to the way it should be again.
Lance Tamashiro says: something different A gorilla in a tutu? Nah - there's one out the back of the beach hut.
From Don Minor.com says: Hey Sandman, is everything OK? No. There's two gorillas round here now. One's wearing a tutu.
David DeAngelo says: The 4 Reasons Why Women Reject Men Because they're really gorillas in tutus?
Giovanni Farotto says: All you need is all you need, and all you need is ... A tutu remover. That isn't scared of gorillas. Hey - Home Biz Helper! I got a job for you!
ListJoe.com says: THIS IS WHY EVERY SECOND COUNTS, Sandman It is because that gorilla is actually quite happy wearing a tutu.
Giovanni Farotto says: Would you take the chance...? You must be joking. If it wants to wear a tutu, I'm not going to try and take it back.
Giovanni Farotto says: All you need is all you need, and all you need is ... Home Biz Helper! Get out of those pants and go get that tutu!
Paul Bauer says: Re: There's got to be a better way Oh, probably, but I'm sure that octopus can look after itself.
Bob The Teacher says: 6 to 1 No - 8 to 2. (Plus 2 2.)
Perry Marshall says: The gigantic horrible lie about education Teach an octopus how to remove a tutu … and all it does is hide in a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea?
Paul Klein says: No More Excuses Sandman! You call an octopus hiding in a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea an *excuse*? Hell - it's reason, and a damn good one, too.
~~> Thomas Shay - IM Organizer says: ~~> A few simple clicks is all it took And look - the gorilla is no longer wearing a tutu!
Ruby Royale Club says: fantastic selection of games Pin the tutu on the gorilla? I don't think so. And where the hell did it come from, anyway?
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