The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Visa problems

 
Michael Senoff says: How To Be Positive Sandman And the Sandman replies: Stop being negative?
Matthew Griffin says: This Wordpress Plug-in Will Make You LAUGH.... And the Sandman replies: It tickles like crazy once you plug it in and switch it on.
Paul Klein says: Sandman, This will drive visitors to your website, guaranteed... And the Sandman replies: And *this* will drive them away again. Guaranteed.
Stevie Cain says: Nominate for the degree you want. Alchemy, please.
Janet Beckers & The Wonderful Web Women Team says: [Web News] How do YOU eat an elephant? Barbecued, usually. With many buckets of Long Island Iced Tea and the whole neighborhood to help. And do the washing up.
Irina says: Russian dating site More Perfect Russian Wives? Cool! Bring'em in!
Jim and Travis says: Sandman - BAD NEWS They don't have visas?
Ron Chin says: (no subject) ID: Or ID?
Dave says: Your Order Is Complete. Another 40 Perfect Russian Wives? With visas? And ID?
ROBERT MUELLER says: EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI It's about those visas, isn't it?
Paul Klein says: I've got good news for you... The visas are here? Excellent! Let's head for the airport, then!
Mrs. Regina Smith says: TO GOD BE THE GLORY.. And to the Visa Department be the thanks.
admin says: Sandman - THANK YOU! No - thank the Visa Department instead.
5643275 says: Is me Rev. Peter C. George CALL ME Dunno. Is you Rev. Peter C.George? And do I care?
Paul Klein says: Which one are you? I'm the one on the left. The Rev. Peter George is over there.
Shafin de Zane says: Save Earth - Are We Going To Make It? Nope. We're all doomed. Doomed, I tell you …
Holothink, Inc. says: Lost your focus, Sandman? Yup - I'm still waiting for that magnifying glass.
Irina says: Russian dating site I know. And it's fabulous. But remember the visas next time, OK?
Todd says: SECRET I have to bribe the Visa Department?
Mind Power News says: The 5 Rules of Happiness A bunch of Perfect Russian Wives, endless buckets of Long Island Iced Tea … er … that'll do for me.
Lance Tamashiro says: What's the biggest problem you have? The one in my boxers. And many happy Perfect Russian Wives each day.
Soren Jordansen says: At Midnight Tonight... It's GONE Forever! Uh-oh. That'll upset several of those happy Perfect Russian Wives, then.
Rob Benwell says: Sandman, I've got good news for you... It stays after Midnight? Phew!
Maria Gudelis says: OMG You've got till midnight tomorrow Sandman Uh-oh.
United Parcel Service(UPS) says: Attention,Attention,Attention At midnight tomorrow …
Frank Salinas says: Thanks, here's your download link And thank you.
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says: Did you get your download? Not yet.
Rodger says: Thanks, here's your download link! I know. Don't push me.
Sylvia Rehman says: Sandman, Don't miss out... Look, I'll download it when I'm good and ready, OK?
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