The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

It's fun watching friends reuniting (but don't get caught)

* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... I need a YES or NO please. And the Sandman replies: OK, then … Yes. Or no.
Bernadette Slater says: Acai Elite can make your body mega seductive. And the Sandman replies: It is already, Bernadette. Come over here and sit down next to me.
Boyd Huffman says: We will call you back. And the Sandman replies: No, call me Sandman like everyone else. Back, indeed.
Casey Mead says: knurl plartch
Friends Reunited says: Sandman, recent activity on Friends Reunited Yeah, but we don't actually get to *watch* them reuniting, do we? Now *that* would be fun.
George says: What are you afraid of? Nothing …
Gerald Talley says: Be proud of designer watch you got almost for free. … Nothing, that is, except for online watch salesmen.
Hien Jecjjetu says: Got free afternoon? Nah. Busy. Go away.
Janet Melendez says: Everybody will recognize the brand of your watch. … when you tattoo it across your forehead.
Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! Meet me? Really? Bring'em in!
List Bandit says: [LB] Sandman Your Free People Search Engine ! Fantastic. Thanks. Now I can hunt the last of my enemies down and kill them.
ListJoe.com says: THIS IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR, HOW ABOUT YOU? You have to look for yours? I know where mine is all the time.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, This trumps them all Five aces. Right.
ListJoe.com says: New or Seasoned? It is for you! I'll take two new and one seasoned, then.
Ric Thompson [SBCEO] says: Sandman, allow me to explain... OK, but this better be good. Otherwise you are in big, big trouble.
Taylor says: This is SO awesome. Isn't it - it's one of the best I've done this week.
Terry Telford QLN says: Try it, you might like it I did. I didn't.
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