Molasses and a bank vault

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Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Your Brain Is Running Out of Control	You noticed!
Ron & Rick says:	Did I let you down?	Yes, Now leave. And don't ever pretend you can do that kind of thing again - to anyone.
Ian del Carmen says:	Let 'them' struggle...	Oh, but I do. There's such a commotion in my underwear.
Jim Edwards says:	[Jim E] Re: I've only ever done this once before...	It's OK - it only hurts the first couple of times.
Paul Klein says:	Were You Fast Enough?	Dunno. Are they still following me?
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Rodger Hyatt says:	Woke up with one eye open and...	A cactus beside me on the pillow.
Rose Ariadne says:	[MMW] - Sandman, Can a "Magick Mirror" and some catnip attract more love?	Only from catnip-snorting cats, I'd assume.
Steve G. Jones, M.Ed. says:	A strange way to attract money	Cover yourself in molasses and roll around a bankvault floor?
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