Facelifts, aching balls and attracting women with chemistry

Felicity Cortis says:	Is this a mistake?	And the Sandman replies: Probably, but let's enjoy the moment anyway.
Matt Gill says:	Mizel stole my banana bread.	And the Sandman replies: Oh, so *that's* what the other gorilla's called.
Mr.Kweku Reuben says:	Dear Sir	And the Sandman replies: No, you can't have your gorilla back. It's married now. Twice.
Isiah Bloom says:	Your New Username & Password	I don't believe I had an old one, but thanks anyway.
Ric Thompson says:	Your Life's Concealed Meanings	Will they give me the answers I'm looking for?
ListJoe.com says:	Looking for Answers?	Yes, I said I was.
Colin says:	Your questions answered (re: Thursday night)	And about time, too. A fabulous evening, from the little I can remember about it.
Mike Filsaime says:	these are coming down for good...	Your pants? Mine come back up again … but just for a short while.
ListJoe.com says:	What A Sucker Punch!	Ooh, right in the underwear. Ouch.
JV Mind Movies says:	(JV) Some not so great news..Well??	No, not well at all. That was a serious sucker punch.
ListJoe.com says:	Rats Dig the Jackpots!	Oh … kaaaayyyy.
FireballBooks.com says:	Who else wants to be the winner of the race..The race for profits!	Would it perhaps be a rat race?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman,Make It A Reality!	The rat race? You mean it's not a reality already?
Irina says:	Russian dating site	Just tick all the boxes and send'em round.
Miracle Mind says:	The gift in every crisis...	You mean there's something positive about that sucker punch in my underwear?
Rick Macaulay says:	Look what happened to the people who imited this guy Sandman	Did they get imited too?
Tony and Nicki Vee says:	INTIMACY - book now!	No need - I've got a rota system going already.
Boundless Living says:	What does THAT mean, Sandman?	It means we work out a time for me and each of my Perfect Russian Wives to get together.
Bruno Auger says:	Welcome Sandman	Yup - that's what they say.
Gary Glasscock says:	Do YOU Dream?	That's a very personal question. Most nights I don't have time to dream.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says:	I apologize	I should think so - it's none of your business.
Kristen says:	Sandman What can you learn from her mistake?	Best not to ask people about their night time activities.
Irina says:	Russian dating site	Another one? Sign me up. Send over the last 30 girls to apply.
Guy Finley's Life of Learning Foundation says:	Key Lesson: The Greatest Accomplishment of All	All the Perfect Russian Wives in a 7-day period? That'd take some doing.
Tessa - SalesConversation says:	The Ultimate Referral System	Svetlana recommends Valentina … Valentina recommends Natalia … Natalia recommends Aleksandra … hey- it works for me. And them.
Heri Rosyadi says:	Sandman, I really hate doing this, but…	Well, don't. You could do yourself some awful damage with that cactus.
Ben Brooks says:	Sandman, have you started yet? what's stopping you...?	I'm busy doing something else. I told you, we've got a rota system round here.
* How To Double Your Business says:	I am ugly, oh so very, very ugly...	It's OK, sweetheart, it'll be dark soon.
** Max Lund says:	Sandman, Have you booked this yet?	A facelift for my ugly, ugly friend? Yes, but don't tell her - I want it to be a surprise.
Daniel Levis says:	Does this idea intrigue you?	A cutprice facelift? Not really - anyone can pull a handful of hair back and pull their forehead up to the top of their head.
Michael Cheney says:	are you nervous about today?	No, it's going to be a professional facelift, so no worries there.
Mr. Abbas Williams says:	Contact FedEx Delivery Department For Your Winning Package!!!	My winning package just got hit in the underpants with a serious sucker punch. We might have to amend tonight's rota.
Paul Klein says:	You snooze, You lose.	It'll help my winning package recover. Wake me up in a couple of hours, OK?
Bill McRea says:	don't take it personally but...	Difficult not to - the ol' winning package is still extremely painful.
* Heri Rosyadi * says:	A Gift For Sandman	An analgesic? Excellent - thank you!
RevolutionScape says:	Sandman, The solar plexus chakra	Narrowly avoided being damaged by a sucker punch.
The Healing Codes says:	Divinely inspiring and extremely practical. You'll love	I will? What a great analgesic that was! OK girls - the rota's back on again!
Bart Malone says:	Give your loved ones something nice today Till these days you have seen a Submariner SS model only in your dreams.	I give them something nice *every* day - rotas and sucker punches permitting.
Michael Lovitch says:	Is belly fat a warning sign for this disease?	Obesity? Probably.
ListJoe.com says:	The $1 Ticket.	Doesn't get you very far these days.
Ian del Carmen says:	....It's *FINALLY* here!	And why did it take such a long time to get here? It only had a $1 ticket.
Brandon Schmid says:	Sandman, I am sorry..	Yeah - you should have bought it a $3 ticket. It would've got here much faster.
Joe Vitale says:	11 minutes later...	Oh, look - here comes something with a 75-cent ticket.
David DeAngelo says:	Using Sexual "Chemistry" To Attract Women	Chemistry? I just use my winning personality, my perfect attributes and several bickets of Long Island Iced Tea, that's all. And it works. (Signing up with many Russian dating sites helps, too.)
Preston Ely says:	i wanna hold your hand	I'd rather you held something else. It's still throbbing something fierce.
Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, Learn the Benefits of Chi...	Will it help my winning, thobbing package?
Ian del Carmen says:	The Answer.	Is … maybe. As in maybe I should stick to that analgesic.
TrafficSwarm says:	Only 5 Days left to Save Big...	And if we fail - it's the firing squad for him.
ListJoe.com says:	You Don't Need to Look Any Further	OK, I won't then. So. What are we going to do to save Big?
Michael Cheney says:	you can run but you can't hide..	That's as may be. But we need to get Big running. Now.
Clayton Makepeace says:	The Most Interesting Man in the World	Big?
Clate Mask says:	Will this subject line entice you to open my email?	No. Next question, please.
George Allan says:	You know you've made it big when...	Your boxers explode.
Paul Klein says:	Mark your calendar...	I have a calendar? Called Mark?
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