The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Poor self image? Bad self-image? Er, no!

Adrian Law says: Only one more day... And the Sandman replies: … Until what? ….
Amy Twain says: Sandman, Toughen Your Spiritual Growth For The Preparation Of Your Extinction And the Sandman replies: … Oh. I see. Thanks for the heads-up.
April Stokes says: Real University diplomas. And the Sandman replies: Doesn't look like I'm going to need them any more.
Aviram-k@013.net says: Sandman, Only one more day... Yes, I know. Adrian just told me.
Carol Knowles says: Acai Diet, lose weight in the privacy of your own home And watch those pounds piling on as soon as you set foot back outside.
DanWiener@AdviserOnline.com says: Vanguard Investors Recovering the Fastest So they're the ones who got free Tamiflu when they opened their account?
Devin says: whaddya thinketh? I thinketh thou art a tad old-fashioned for ye internette.
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Duesterhaus Kam says: Let's meet somewhere OK - at the Affiliate Training Show. I'll be the one with the bucket of mackeral.
Hey - that's *our* email address! says: You've received a greeting ecard From me?
Hey - that's *our* email address! says: You've received a greeting ecard Another one from me?
Hey - that's *our* email address! says: You've received a greeting ecard Damn, my Alzheimer's must be getting worse - my birthday was a couple of weeks back.
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ListJoe.com says: JOIN NOW & GET YOUR FREE EQUITY IN SQIP Sounds appetising. Is that a crustacean?
ListJoe.com says: a machine that writes articles BETTER than you do? My hoover? Goodness, I'd never have guessed.
ListJoe.com says: Do You Need a Job? Yes - I've just handed over my article writing to my hoover.
ListJoe.com says: FREE Video - How To Build Your Business On A Budget Bit tricky. Probably cruel and illegal. Oh. Budget. I thought you said budgie. Sorry.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Will you say 'YES' to this? No, but I'll definitely say yes to your other one. I'm not too keen on pierced nipples, myself.
ListJoe.com says: What Are You Waiting For? More Russian women.
ListJoe.com says: Are You Leaving Money on the Table? No. Crumbs, sauce and other stains, yes. Money, no.
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Michael *TOP* Gunn says: A Free Gift For You That Could Change Everything It must either be hallucinogenic or explosive. I'll take it!
Mike Geary says: Media lies about Michael Jackson's cause of death Media lies about everything. You should know that by now.
Monique Dynub says: Help me handle it Yes, you don't look like the weightlifting type, do you?
Nettie Hartman says: Get The power of Acai working for you That should help Monique handle it by herself, then.
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Shwn Davis says: Sandman, Some Important Ideas... We shall pass this way only once. Therefore if there's any good we can do, let us do it now.
Stefanie Hartman says: 10 Words to Help Sales "you", "if", "will", "product", "do", "I", "buy", "not", "my" … and "cry"?
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Trent Vick says: Start earning the salary you deserve by obtaining the appropriate Unievrsity Dgeree. business english australia Your spelling says a lot about your Australian Business English degree. Or were you dictating it to your Hoover?
Your Self-Image Within says: Your Self Image is Worthy of Greatness! But it *is* greatness - total greatness!
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