The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Flatulence kills

 
Amy Twain says: Beauty Starts Within YOU And the Sandman replies: But fortunately works its way out after a while.
Kitty Baima says: Give her your manhood! And the Sandman replies: Nah - I just lend it. Again. And again. And again.
Tim Thomas says: Sandman, Did you get a minute? And the Sandman replies: I've had millions. Why?
 
Neale Donald Walsch says: I Believe God Wants You to Know About ? …
Mike Geary says: about the DC marketing event... … oh. OK.
 
Clate Mask says: We caught them on video Oh, not that couple in the elevator *again*?
Todd&Bob(Newbie Help) says: BINGO! Just what the doctor ordered... *My* doctor ordered baseball.
ListJoe.com says: Stop! You Finally Found It Hey, whaddya know? It was in my boxers all the time!
Michael Senoff says: Sweet Cherries - a metaphor for all business . . . And several of my Perfect Russian Wives.
Rob Toth says: It's like making a burger! What? Slapping Patty? Hey - y'know, you got a point there!
John Carlton says: We found ANOTHER one for you here... Another perfect Russian wife? Cool!
ListJoe.com says: Shut up! You make me sick!!! Who? Me? Ohhh … kaaayyy …
Preston - FreedomSoft says: waitin on YOU my friend Really? OK, I'll have another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea, thanks.
David lockley says: Sandman, Finally... Forex Neutrino Is Now Live Forex Neutrino? THE Forex Neutrino? Brought back to life again? Halleluiah!
Paul Klein says: Are You Asleep? Yes. Now go away.
Paul Klein says: Kick Butt news!! (this affects you personally) As in "pain in the butt?"
Mike Geary says: 4 foods to NEVER eat... Concrete? Cyanide? Plankton? Er … ?
ListJoe.com says: Learn How 10 License Plates Can Make U Rich Put them on ten cars. Sell those ten cars?
Michael Conquest says: Stacy Reveals Her Secrets At Small Biz Success Summit… And what fabulous, well-rounded secrets they were, too.
ListJoe.com says: Get your 2 biggest problems solved, Sandman What? At the same time? That'll make medical history.
Gary Ambrose says: do you want it all "Done For You" ... Well, most of it, yes.
Paul Klein says: This Could Be A Good Fit For You… Extra-extra large? Nah - we're talking F.E. here.
Miracle Mind says: The secret to all success. Period! OK, so that makes success happen once a month, then.
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says: It's that time again That time of the month already? Why, so it is. It's success time again, folks!
Rick Davies says: The best thing about working on the web is the freedom! Not if you're a spider.
Shawn Casey says: Turn your cell phone into an ATM And get bills shoved into your ears. OK.
Andy Harrington says: Can I make money doing what I love? I do. And lots of it.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says: What You Can Learn From Michael Jordan (Important) I'm too short for basketball, amigo.
 
Munya | QuickArticleGenerator.com says: Hi Sandman - he 'killed' 7 with ONE blow... Ah, that ol' baked beans, brussel sprouts and sauerkraut trick, eh? Sneaky.
Ian del Carmen says: I was nearly in tears... Makes you eyes water, doesn't it?
 
Craig Garber says: How to make any of your claims FAR more believable Talk to a renegade insurance professional first.
Patric Chan says: The Secrets of Being Unstoppable... … are just to keep on going and keep on going.
Dan Robey says: Think Like Superman I do. And he thinks like me. That's what makes him so great.
Victor Keith & Greg Frost says: Eliminate Factors that Affect your Self-Esteem Like, for instance, not thinking like Superman?
ZDNet Must-Read News Alerts says: [ZDNET] 17-year-old Windows vulnerability; Kindle apps; Apple tablet Yes, teenagers shouldn't be left near open windows. At all.
Vishen Lakhiani says: How's that water you're drinking? Apparently it's been through at least ten people. Otherwise, it's OK, thanks.
WebProNews says: Get Your Breadcrumbs in Google for More Links in Results As long as they don't get in between my sheets, that's fine.
John Carlton says: Did you miss out? Only once. It's taken me this long to get back together again.
Michael Senoff says: $3900 Wal-Mart System For $20 That's a good discount on a stereo, then.
Ric Thompson says: Why do we struggle with body fat? I don't. I'm quite happy with mine, thanks.
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