The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Knee buckling

 
Harlan Kilstein says: F U Cn Rd Ts Msg And the Sandman replies: Cnt. Fk ff.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, How's The State of Your Union...? And the Sandman replies: Exhausting. But that's what comes of having so many Perfect Russian Wives.
Steve G. Jones says: Sandman, Do you know your purpose? And the Sandman replies: Keeping lots of Perfect Russian Wives amused? Satisfied?
Paul Klein says: This is getting pulled... And so was this last night. Still hurts.
Ric Thompson says: 2012 Is Coming... Take Action Today! Why? No point in changing my calendar for another couple of years, yet.
ListJoe.com says: I love these no-brainers, Sandman Hm. I prefer my women a bit more intelligent than that.
Matt Bacak says: you up? (I hope so :-) Oh, I hear that in a Russian accent at least three times a night.
Intuition Zone says: The secret to limitlessness... Is having no limits.
ListJoe.com says: This is Unique And - my heavens! - here's another one.
Adrian Law says: Your Past Didn't Happen How You Think it Did.. Yes it did. I should know. I was there.
Zech Smith says: hI Sandman I am sorry No probs. The Hoover's over there. Use it.
Leo J Quinn Jr says: People are idiots and I can prove it... Don't bother. It's all too, too obvious.
Daniel Levis says: You're on for tonight, right? Not unless you can say that in Russian.
Joe Vitale says: I DEMAND $25,000! Oh, just publish those photos - I don't care. (Can I have a copy of the one with us on top of the refrigerator?)
Matthew Glanfield says: Why Is Everyone Following Obama? Because he's walking in front of them. Next question.
Robert Ringer says: New wealth is at your fingertips ... Yes, there's a future for you in the massage industry,
Ian del Carmen says: Attention! I'd rather stay at ease, if it's all the sane to you, Sarge.
NMC says: Sandman you get a pass to 2 LIVE events TONIGHT ONLY One in LA. The other in NY. How useful.
** Kevin Levine ** says: Sandman, Your Life of Engagement Can Start Today ... But I'm already engaged. To many, many Perfect Russian Wives.
**J Bode** says: [article secrets] Why Haven't You Bought? Don't want it. Next!
Paul Klein says: This Is Filling Up Fast! I hear that in Russian several times a night.
David Van Arrick says: Sandman This Is Completly UNFAIR! How To Make Her Knees Buckle With Just One Kiss! What's unfair about that? My Perfect Russian Wives love buckling their knees.
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