The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

How does High Society get high these days?

 
Steve G. Jones says: Sandman, Learn how to see auras And the Sandman replies: Aura's what?
Dr. Jeanette Cates says: Ever wanted to be famous? And the Sandman replies: Nah. I'm happy being anonymous, thanks.
** Tellman ** says: want more? And the Sandman replies: Always. Let me have a little nap first, though.
Richard Trice, EIAB says: Sandman, Have You Taken The Scoop Yet? No, it's in the kitchen drawer where we left it last summer.
Jeff Dedrick says: I have a gift for you...(Only 100 spots) A Dalmatian? Pour moi? How kind!
Kitty Sampson says: My new address … is of no interest to me whatsoever.
Nick Marks says: you still up? No, I'm having a little nap before round eight.
 
Psychotactics says: How To Wake Up Your Audience At Your Next Networking Session 1) Remove your clothes. 2) Remove theirs.
~ Ellen at EXTATICA ~ says: LOVE TIP #15: Wake the Neighbors! Hang on - my next networking session isn't finished yet!
 
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, check this out! Nah. Seen better. Much bigger. Much better.
* How To Double Your Business says: how to commit social media suicide Jump off a tall social media building?
David Van Arrick says: Sandman How To Have The Sexual Stamina of a 20 Year Old Don't tell anyone you're over 21?
Maria Gudelis says: Look what I found! Very Cool Social Networking Maps The ones that tell you where people with no clothes on are.
ListJoe.com says: THE MONEY IS IN THE FISH. MY MONEY FISH IS TRULY AMAZING. Isn't it? Someone tell me what the hell he's talking about, please.
Steve Harrison says: they need your help (and will pay for it) More lovelorn Russian women? Bring'em on!
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, something to help you Thank you. I'll need it, with all those hungry Russian women waiting.
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says: Never Again! Oh, go on - you know you liked it really!
Gary Baker says: Be Rich, Screw Famous! And that's why I like being rich. You screw such nice people.
Clayton Makepeace says: How does she do it? On her back, most times. But there are some exceptions. Fabulous exceptions, as I recall.
ListJoe.com says: Start a traffic jam Sandman No, I've had a car like that already, thanks. It was truly embarrassing.
John Carlton says: Why do the Big Dogs love leverage so much? It's something to do with keeping their front paws off the ground at certain times. I think. Dunno - you tell me.
StomperNet says: what does "success" mean to you? A never-ending supply of beautiful Russian women … and Long Island Iced Tea.
Craig Garber says: New idea: "Challenge" your customer Great. Storefront duels. I don't think so.
David Canham says: Sandman, seduce your subscribers to buy from you... Now that's more like it. For about 50% of them, anyway.
Paul Bauer says: Re: Your opinion... Oh, everyone's entitled to *that*.
info@classiclodges.com says: Buddy recommends this page to you And boy, do I have a recommendation for Buddy.
Kevin Wilke says: I do this every year (works GREAT) And I do it several times a night. Bless these Russian women.
Stephanie Frank and Ray Williams says: Is this true for you too, Sandman? What? That thing about the cactus? No way!
Karen Walker says: Sandman, Can I have Your Thoughts On This ... Yes, but you probably won't like them.
BNET says: 5 Antidotes for Job Burnout Redundancy. Retirement. Dismissal. Er … and what else?
Chris Freville says: Sandman, A serious proposal Kind of you, but I'm spoken for. In Russian. Many times.
Luxury Gucci watches says: Join high society with your new purchase from our site without breaking your bank And how does your society get high? Who cares - I'll take it!
Socrates Socratous says: Sorry for the Delay... It's OK. I had a book to read. And a Perfect Russian Wife to entertain.
Internet Marketing Center says: Sandman, the most direct route to your business Straight in through the front door, I'd have thought.
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