The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, February 5, 2010

Does Lady GaGa go goo goo over su-su-sushi?

 
Freelance News says: Freelance News - How Stuff Works And the Sandman replies: You mean there's stuff out there that actually works? My!
notification@facebookmail.com says: I came to you, and your number does not answer, Anna. And the Sandman replies: Maybe you should have phoned first, then.
Korbin Harrelson says: Want to get in ragin'? And the Sandman replies: No, I tend to get in, start gently and then work my way up to ragin'.
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says: How To Break ANY Habit in 21 Days Guaranteed Really?
Copy Protege says: What Are You Waiting For? Day 22.
Ryan Deiss says: [CORRECTION] What wrong with this picture? It's upside-down.
Liz Tomey says: [LizTomey.com] The #1 online success rule you must obey... Hang your pictures the right way up.
Jennifer McLean says: 1 Month From Now You Could Be... But then again, I might not.
ListJoe.com says: (I didn't think I'd make $3,479.50 in my first 43 days) Pretty good for a newborn baby.
Dan Robey says: This is not the same old thing... It's a different old thing?
Lance Tamashiro says: We said we never would... And we still tell everybody we never did.
Justin Michie says: the secret to success Don't fail.
Paul Klein says: Do you remember this? My word - it's got really wrinkled after all these years, hasn't it?
Ryan Deiss says: Are you one of "US" or one of them? Oh, probably one of Them. They seem to have a lot more fun, don't they?
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says: You Could Be A Millionaire Right Now How do you know I'm not already?
Dr. Robert Anthony says: Re: Secret tweak that generates millions Yes … some of the rent boys I used to hang out with are now very, very rich.
Ron says: This Is What You've Been Waiting to Hear An apology for not being in contact?
Robbie Broatch says: RobbieSorry I havnt' been in Contact. Thought so.
Paul Klein says: Why you need a list [proof inside]... Otherwise I'd forget what I came to the supermarket for.
Boundless Living says: Why our material is like fresh sushi....seriously. It's still flapping around on a bed of rice?
Robert Meyer & Shelly Ryan says: Sandman, I can't believe this... What - your material's still flapping around, too?
TCTerms TranslatorsCafe.com says: TCTerms: bore fish Would that stop it flapping around, then?
Charles Ryder says: Can you help me? Yes, of course, Do you want to hold that fish, or thwack it?
Chris Cade | Inscribe Your Life says: 30 years ago, she had a fear of water... It's those flapping fish, isn't it?
Kathe Lucas says: Lady Ga Ga Would Go Goo Goo Over All These Goodies [Time Sensitive] Does she like soo-soo-sushi, then?
Rene Shaw says: Do you like to find a girlfriend like me ? I love to find a girlfriend like you. Do you enjoy sushi? Here - you hit that fish!
Robert Ringer says: If you missed it, you can get it here ... No, I think I got it. It's not flapping any more … but it *is* twitching slightly.
Steve G. Jones says: Do you fear social situations? Only if I'm bringing along a twitchy fish.
Tom theToolman says: GOT tweets Sandman? No … twitches. Fishy twitches.
Jerald Summers says: Bang Longer and Harder with Trial Sample And if that doesn't finish off that fish, nothing will.
Dan Robey says: He Was Such A "Nice" Stranger... Until we saw that twitching fish on his shoulder.
Micheal Savoie says: I miss you... Miss me, miss my fish.
Woei Yu says: [EBTG] It was really messed up this time Well, that's what you get when you bang it long and hard, isn't it?
The Universe of Power says: Who's in Control? The fish, by the looks of things.
Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! Whoo-hoo! Send'em round!
Bob Novak says: Here's why you're NOT Getting Any Sales! Too busy whacking fish? Maybe.
Robert Vance says: Sandman, Did you miss this email….to Explode Your Business….. Must've done. My business hasn't exploded yet.
ListJoe.com says: Everybody Knows Of course they do. Otherwise, they'd have heard the explosion.
notification@facebookmail.com says: Finally I found you on the computer, my good! And look - if we bounce up and down on the keyboard, we can type gibberish!
notification@facebookmail.com says: I'll see you I really liked - let's get acquainted! I am from Russia! As are many of my Perfect Wives. Come and join us!
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