Privacy, peeing and the New Year's Eve party

Richard Clarke says:	Sandman, I Need To Warn You About...	And the Sandman replies: My Perfect Russian Wives? I know. And I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.
Devin Y. Scannura says:	gorgeous, fun and passionate!	And the Sandman replies: That's me!
Kathrine Ybarra says:	Only a few people in the world will say that these accessories are not authentic. No matter where you go, your watch will everyone about your status.	Hey, if I want to know the time, I find someone and ask them. It's been the start of lots and lots of beautiful friendships.
Paul Klein says:	Good bye	Hey - you haven't told me what time it is yet! Come back!
2010 Honda Promo says:	Contact Mr. Richard Olsen	Why? Does he know the time?
Jeremy Gislason - SureFireWealth.com says:	one simple thing that prevents us from success...	Not knowing what time it is. Obviously.
Philip J. Mutrie says:	A rare find...	My watch! Excellent! Normally I have to drop my boxers to find it.
** Tellman ** says:	i need to pee!	A side-effect of too many buckets of Long Island Iced Tea, I'm afraid. There's a palm tree over there if you need a little privacy. There's a whole beach out here if you don't.
Shabangu says:	From: Minister of Mineral Resources of the Republic of South Africa	On second thoughts, we might have a problem - the Minister's here and doesn't appreciate that kind of greeting. Best put it away and sit with your legs crossed for the time being, eh?
Emmanuel says:	CANCELLED	The Minister's visit? Excellent - we can pee now!
ListJoe.com says:	MOMS!	What? Ours? Here? Now? Too late - I can't stop!
Robert Vance says:	STOP!	I've been trying to, but after several buckets of Long Island Iced Tea those ol' squeezy muscles aren't what they should be. I'll be with you in a minute, OK?
Gary Baker says:	Allow me to personally introduce...	I'm sorry, I'm in no position to shake hands at the moment. Lemme shake it off and then get back to you, OK?
Todd says:	Can You Help Me with this POLL Sandman?	No, I'm putting my own POLL back into its boxers. You'll just have to deal with yours yourself.
Dr. Robert Anthony says:	Finally...	Yeah, sorry about that. Like I said, that was several buckets of Iced Tea.
Andrew & Steven says:	Sandman, i never expected this...	What? That octopus on your shoulder? That's Home Biz Helper. Don't worry, she won't bite.
Munya QuickArticleGenerator.com says:	Hi Sandman - Arrrgh! it 'sucks' a little...	That's as may be, but you can't call that biting, can you?
Paul Klein says:	You Can Run But You Can’t Hide…	You might want to, though - her husbands are both 800lb gorillas, and they can get quite jealous. Especially when she does *that*. You see? No biting!
Keith Wellman says:	I wonder if it ever realized what happened...	I think so - there were a couple of cakes, some rings and everybody dressed up nicely for the occasion.
Paul Klein says:	Your gift…	Damn - I forgot to get them one! What the hell can I give the gorillas and the octopus who have everything?
List Bandit says:	get your "golden ticket" ...	I don't think Willy Wonka would want the three of them in his factory.
Carolyn Hansen says:	Sandman, Here is the recipe for lots of energy	Willy Wonka's Chocolate Energy Bar?
Goro Ouchida says:	Greetings From Japan	Hurro!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, is it true?	Yes, I gave the newlyweds a crate of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Energy Bars. It's going to be a noisy night.
- Dylan Loh - says:	I'm *Absolutely SHOCKED* at you...	Sorry - I couldn't think of anything else
ListJoe.com says:	What are the odds?	Of an octopus marrying two gorillas at once? Infinitessimal.
David DeAngelo says:	Much Better Than "Taking Her To Dinner"...	Absolutely - they're vegetarians … and she's not.
Michael Senoff says:	Come on, let's do this together . . .	No thanks - I'd rather we left the happy cou … er, threesome to do it on their own.
Nick Ortner- Tapping World Summit says:	Saturday afternoon "to do" list...	Clean out the Orgasm Pit - it's been getting a little steamy in there recently.
Steve Harrison says:	you're invited for Thursday...	That's nice. Remind me on Wednesday, willya?
Creating Consciously says:	- This one small shift in thought will change your life!	It might well do. We could sell those surplus orgasms.
James J Jones says:	Great news Sandman...	You can sell orgasms on eBay now?
Bryan Winters - InfoGoRound.com says:	I'm *TOTALLY SHOCKED* at you Sandman!	Why? They all need a good home, don't they?
** Tellman ** says:	sliced bread	Orgasm sandwiches? It's all in the marketing, you know.
Eric Rockefeller says:	They Accused Him of Selling Drugs...	… And then they tried one of his orgasm sandwiches. Case closed.
Nettie Desanctis says:	Make it easy to make love	Have an orgasm sandwich before and during. And maybe after.
ListJoe.com says:	About New Year's Eve ....	Oh, it was *your* ass on the photocopier, was it? And who was … oh, I don't care any more anyway. It was insured.
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