Why gurus look silly

Mike Geary says:	More antioxidants than coffee?	And the Sandman replies: Excellent - I can stop rusting away now.
George Allan says:	re: Do you need more time?	And the Sandman replies: Yes please. My next Perfect Russian Wife is due here in twenty minutes and I haven't finished with this one yet.
Paul Klein says:	You Can Take It To The Bank…	And the Sandman replies: What? My next Perfect Russian Wife? Well, that's another way of looking at the phrase "making a deposit".
Roy Fielding says:	Sandman, Here's an example of what we could do for you too..	Splints? Lemme think about that one.
Daniel Levis says:	An unexpected side effect ...	Winning a three-legged race? Done that already.
Jason Dinner says:	some good news for once	I won't get stuck in the mud on the three-legged racecourse? Excellent.
Paul Klein says:	It's over...	What, the three-legged race? Cool. I didn't feel like going in for it anyway.
Maria Gudelis says:	Zoiks you missed "Piggy Back on Walmart's Gajillion Dollars Market Research"	Sorry - I was at the bank just then. With a Perfect Russian Wife. Making a deposit. They applauded and threw money at us afterwards.
Club ReelVegas says:	Experience a true gaming treat	Great idea! I'll take my next Perfect Russian Wife to (and in) a casino. Thanks!
Mind Power News says:	How to Melt Away Stress and Sickness	Set yourself on fire?
Belief Equals Possibility says:	Sandman, I'm on fire again	My heavens - you look better already.
Rick says:	Why pay for it when you can get it free Sandman...	Exactly. Pass me another Perfect Russian Wife, would you?
Lance Tamashiro says:	I almost choked!	Yeah, it goes down a long way, doesn't it?
Geoff Dodd says:	Sandman, have you heard the news?	About Saturday night? Indeed I have.
Ryan Deiss says:	You goin' Sunday night?	Oh, absolutely - I heard the news.
Nick Ortner from The Tapping World Summit says:	You asked for it...	Well, you *were* offering.
StomperNet says:	How to make weekends rock	I know how to do that - that's why I'm going on Saturday night.
ListJoe.com says:	Guaranteed 135.00 in 72 hours	That's less than two bucks an hour. I'll pass, thanks.
Affiliate X Factor - The Truth says:	Sandman here´s how "they" do it	Yeah, but *we* have more fun doing it, don't we?
Tinu says:	Sandman, I'm Not Mad At You, The Issue's On My End	Hm. If you hadn't put what you put on *my* end, there wouldn't be an issue right now.
Profit Snapshots says:	Knock knock, Sandman ... U there?	Nope. Go away.
Shawn Casey says:	homeless weirdo makes gurus look silly	It's those loincloths he's designed for them. Laughable, aren't they?
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