The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, July 3, 2009

A use for nuclear power

Adrian Law says: How to make a woman happy in 3 days.. And the Sandman replies: Give me three hours - and she'll be more than happy.
Bianca Bruce says: Subject: Your profile expired Oh. Pity. I'll miss it.
Brandi Buckley says: Subject: Your profile expired Oh. Pity. I'll miss it. Again.
Cary Poole says: If you water your tool, it won-t grow, but we know what will help. Tying a heavy weight to it and sitting very still? For years? Rather you than me, amigo.
David X. says: Sandman Learn The Secrets of Nuclear Powered Persuasion As in "Do what I say or I press this button"?
Devin says: did you listen in ? No, that's impolite.
DR Ben Douglas says: Attention: Sir/Madam Oh, make up your mind.
Emelina Sydjv says: Information prohibited by government The truth? The whole truth? And nothing but the truth?
Kristen says: Sandman, This is the fun part... No (zzzzzzip!) - *this* is the fun part. Like it?
ListJoe.com says: ***Sandman, How Do You Turn just $5 into over $300,000? Ah, the magic of Xerox!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman- You need to check this out!! No - I've seen better. Are those insect bites?
ListJoe.com says: Is Your MLM STUCK?... Like The Zipper On An Old & Wornout Pair Of Blue Jeans? No, I've been oiling the zip on my wornout jeans for *years*, now.
Lucia Galloway says: Heat in your pants No - that'd burn one of my most precious assets!
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