The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Where to eat with your family

**Max Lund - AlphaIA says: Sandman, You won't believe what I just did... And the Sandman replies: Yes I do. Here's a towel - clean it up.
~ John Anghelache ~ says: Amazing Video: Bruce Lee playing ping pong with nunchucks... And the Sandman replies: What's a chuck? A thick chick? And a nunchuck? A holy thick chick? Oh … kaaay …
~ Ray Edwards ~ says: only 7 days left And the Sandman replies: Until the asteroid hits? OK everybody - let's party like it's 1999!
Adjoa Barnard says: clutches Super male growing help mastication Please - what?
Alisa says: Find a perfect Russian wife. Over there, with all the others. No worries.
Craig Beckta says: I'm Shocked... Never mind. Here's a nice bucket of Long Island Iced Tea to help you get over it all.
Cristina Waller says: Buy this great watch today v wear it all your life. Who's v? And do we have to send the watches back afterwards?
FinerMinds says: doing it in your living room? Oh, all over the house. And the beach.
Gonzalo Mcdermott says: Are you heavy or healthy , Lose wieght with acai Both.
Hanna Jameson says: This RV stuff, weird or powerful? Both.
Investors Insights says: Insights for July 24: Five Popular Stocks Past Their Prime Ooh, great - wrinkly certificates.
ListJoe.com says: Start Your Home Based Business for less than a pizza! Yup - mine cost me the same as a plateful of ravioli.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, EXTRA $10MILLION...MONTHLY That'll do.
ListJoe.com says: Would you exchange $20 for $4000? Now you can! No - you keep your $20. You need it more than I do.
ListJoe.com says: funnelling will get you some actiontrack Or arrested.
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ListJoe.com says: Don't Read This Email! OK. Next!
Marvin Luna says: Bachelors, Masters or Doctorate degree. Doctorate, please.
Oprah_Diet says: ~Lose 20-Pounds in 2-Weeks!~ I lost more than that at a pub in twenty minutes last time I was in the UK. Expensive beer there.
PrivilegeClub Casino says: No need to thank us. it's our pleasure. And mine. Pass the tissues, please.
rbofifotot@yahoo.com says: CLICK IT OUT AND STORMS Please, my unpronouceable friend … what?
Richard Noon says: , how often do you eat with your family? Every time I visit Antarctica. Why?
Schwetz says: flatness Roundness. Much nicer.
Slayden Princess says: Found a job ideal for you I don't think so. Unless lots of laws have been changed recently.
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