Pope in Japanese Toilet Warrior Identity Crisis

BNET says:	Is Someone Stealing Your Ideas? Let Them.	And the Sandman replies: They're more than welcome to most of them. The others might be dangerous in the wrong hands, though.
Shelby Carr says:	Sandman, Do You have a Stale (or Non-Existent) Mailing List?	And the Sandman replies: If it was non-existent, I wouldn't have it, would I? Next!
HSBC Bank Plc says:	Suspicious behaviour	And the Sandman replies: … is usually the most fun.
Ryan Deiss says:	Everybody's waiting on YOU!...	Splendid. I'll have a couple of buckets of Long Island Iced Tea and a lobster thermidor to start with.
Shawn Casey says:	you still up?	Have been for hours. It's stuck that way.
Norwood Bartlome says:	Stick your tool for hours	See what I mean?
John Delavera says:	I want to PENETRATE your existence	Sorry - I only do specials on Sundays.
ListJoe.com says:	I will upgrade the next 30 people who join....	Hm. Never heard it called *that* before.
ListJoe.com says:	Get PAID to be LAZY!!!	You mean I've been missing out all this time?
ListJoe.com says:	Instant Splash is Free, Fast and Very Easy!	Sounds like a fun toy.
Jena Nenni says:	Amaze her with your toy	Indeed - it splashes fast and very easy!
Alfred Diaz says:	I Allow My Self To BE Different	And so we all should. All you get with following the herd is poo on your shoes.
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agwor says:	DID YOU SEND MRS JANET WHITE TO BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE HERE IN NIGERIA	Who, me?
agwor says:	DID YOU SEND MRS JANET WHITE TO BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE HERE IN NIGERIA	No, I don't think so.
agwor says:	DID YOU SEND MRS JANET WHITE TO BE YOUR REPRESENTATIVE HERE IN NIGERIA	No, I definitely didn't. It was Mr Rehan Kanblimbo. Now stop shouting at me and go away.
MR.FRANK WUDDAH says:	Please Acknowledge the receipt of this letter	I received it. I'm not going to read it, though.
Ken McCarthy says:	Ask me anything	Anything? OK, would you ******** my ******** and ******** that sewing machine, please?
Paul Klein says:	Holy Crap! (He's a NINJA)	Nah - with that hat it's definitely the Pope. The toilet roll's a bit of a giveaway, too.
Law of Attraction Key says:	Sandman Are you emotional?	No. No. NoNoNoNoNo …. NO!
ListJoe.com says:	I get paid to drink my coffee, You can too	I don't want to drink your coffee. I'll stick with my Long Island Iced Tea, thanks.
Support says:	Sandman use this please......	Why, thank you. *And* you've smothered it in maple syrup - excellent!
MARTINS DUCHE My GRATIFICATIONCognome says:	MY GRATIFICATION OF $520,000,CONTACT MY SECRETARY	I did. I'd rate her as a $217K gratification, but then again, I've got sophisticated tastes.
Stephen Beck says:	I Wish I had Learned This Years Ago...	So do I. Think of all the time we've been wasting up till now.
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, Meet The Person of Your Dreams	I do - everytime I look into the mirror.
Barefoot Executive says:	If I only had a brain...	… You'd have somewhere to put your hat?
Andrea Conway says:	[SSE] - New Law of Attraction Secret: Oh, Screw It!	Works every time!
Henry Gold - 777SelfHelp says:	Why do you NEED XM Turbo2 Blueprint, Sandman? (URGENT)	So I can build an XM Turbo2?
MR.FRANK WUDDAH says:	Please Acknowledge the receipt of this letter	OK. I got it..
Margaret M. Lynch says:	Inspiring 100,000 Women in 2010	That'd be 274 a day. If I didn't have so many Perfect Russian Wives, I'd give it a shot, but I'll have to pass, thanks.
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