The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Yoghurt problems ... and very sticky boxer shorts

Lena says: Beautiful Russian women waiting to meet YOU! And the Sandman replies: Send'em round, then.
Buz McGuire says: Step 1: What Do You Want? And the Sandman replies: Some more beautiful Russian women, I think.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman , Failure Is NOT An Option On Our Team, Come Learn Why.... And the Sandman replies: You mean it's compulsory?
MS JOY RED says: CRY FOR HELP...... Well, OK then. If you insist. HHHHEEEELLLLPPPPPP!!!
ListJoe.com says: This is the FIRST time anyone has done this. No it's not. And you're doing it wrong. That should be plain yoghurt, for a start.
Mr.mac lewis says: Hello my good Friend, Hello, Mr Mac. Have you brought the plain yoghurt, then?
Racquel Rivira says: rekindle the flame of passion I'm trying to, but it's difficult with yoghurt when there's bits in it.
Irina says: Russian dating site Will they bring yoghurt? Without lumps?
Early To Rise says: ETR: Do You Have What It Takes? No. There's only fruit yoghurt.
Paul Klein says: Tell the truth Sandman I am. Look - there's raspberry yoghurt, strawberry, banana, mushroom ….
Graham Hamer says: Sandman ... safety begins here You're right - that's not mushroom yoghurt. That's mould. Better throw that one out, then.
List Bandit says: [LB] Exposure is everything Or from six months suspended to five years, as I recall.
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, what is really holding you back in your life? Mouldy yoghurt these days. And you?
Hillary M. Benson says: Hello Dear (Very Urgent Please !! I'm sorry - I've just thrown that mouldy yoghurt out.
ListJoe.com says: I bet you have not seen anything like this... I just have. And I've only just tipped it down the drain.
Ben Shaffer says: [video] I answer the famous question... Don't bother. It's man - in the mornings, he crawls, at noon he walks on both feet and in the evening he uses a stick to stop him slipping around in puddles of yoghurt.
Tessa - SalesConversation says: Do you fit these criteria? No, but I reckon those boxers would fit me just fine.
** Dylan Loh ** says: I've a gift for you... Some more boxers? Thank you!
Dallas Waters says: Works Even For Threesomes - Try Free Sample But I've just put my new boxers on!
Money Tree says: Did you notice my silly mistake? Yes - putting glue on the inside of my new boxers.
Rich German says: Are You Ready for Love? Usually I would be, but some smartass just glued my boxers on.
John Melanson says: NO Excuses any more !! It's not an excuse - it's a reason. How the hell am I going to get out of these things?
Hillary M. Benson says: Hello Dear (Very Urgent Please !! Sorry Hillary - some other time, maybe,
Victor Keith & Greg Frost says: Secrets To Dealing With Failure 1) Check your boxers for glue before putting them on. 2) Repeat as necessary.
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND says: ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE??? Yes.
Jeremy Gislason - SureFireWealth.com says: I'm afraid it's bad news Sandman... Those boxers are going to stay on … forever?
MR.GARVIN ABOH ,ESQ. says: SV: HAVE YOU BEEN INFORMED ABOUT IT ? Nope. No need. They're stuck good and proper - any fool can see that.
Daniel Levis says: Can I get your opinion on this? No. It's not printable.
Enoch Mind Reality says: The Secrets to Tap the Ultimate Power of the Universe Would it get my boxers off before Valentine's Day?
David Railey says: Learn How To Stand Out! I usually do anyway. Damn, these boxers are getting tight.
Tupelo and Janey says: Something Wonderful is Happening I'm breaking out of those boxers? Hm. Not quite.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says: Whatchya Doing Next Tuesday? Trying to escape from thes boxer shorts.
GetResponse Newsletter says: Show some love! Valentine’s Email Tips. I'd love to. But tips is all my Perfect Russian Wives are going to get at this rate.
MS JOY RED says: CRY FOR HELP?? What a good idea, Joy. HHHHEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!! Get me out of these things!
Mr.John Paul says: Sir/Madam No. No. No. Sir. Unless somebody pulls these boxers off real hard.
Tracy Lee says: Good day. It will be when I get out of these things.
Kevin & Matt says: This works Does it? Hand it over, then.
Mr. Marek Koztowski says: SUISSE PROJECT. Glue removal - European style? I'll give anything a try.
Sue Evans says: FW: SEE- I fixed it You did! Thank you!
Louie says: I should have sent this to you sooner Yes indeed - you should have done. That was a nasty few minutes there.
Don Minor.com says: Sandman, We the people just got slap in the face again! And we the Sandman just had glue in the underwear. Never again.
RichardBand@Investorplace.com says: Surprising Obama Fact He is, in fact, Mrs Amanda J. Watson?
Mrs. Amanda J. Watson says: Mrs. Amanda J. Watson And she is, in fact, Mr Barak H. Obama?
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