The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Where *did* the summer go?

=== Gary Vurnum === says: The real secret to happiness? And the Sandman replies: Stay cheerful. Simple.
Admin says: Did You Receive This? And the Sandman replies: No.
ApplyHypnosis.com says: sorry... And the Sandman replies: That's OK. Look, it hardly shows at all.
Cornell Fischer says: A bigger rod will show you a shorter road to success. No, the road only looks shorter because the rod's so big. Next!
Dewitt Buchanan says: Proven long lasting results Acai super Berry So I throw out the Cialis, then?
Frank Kern says: boy was I WRONG. Don't call me boy. Are you the Frank that keeps puking on people, by the way?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman can I show you how to retire early? No - I just go to bed when the sun goes down. Mostly.
ListJoe.com says: S.E.X..Hands free and the Best Team Brings an interesting image to mind, doesn't it?
ListJoe.com says: I hate to say... I told you so, but... Then don't say it. Next!
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Did You Know I Can Predict Your Future? You know what I'm going to answer, so why bother asking?
ListJoe.com says: Profit from A.dult Industry without being in the A.dult industry What's a Dult?
RichardBand@Investorplace.com says: Labor Day Bonanza the biggest shock of all Holy shit! What happened to the summer!
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