A Brazilian in the White House

Mohammed Kwame says:	CAN I TRUST YOU??	And the Sandman replies: Nope. Not even if I was President of the USA. Next question, please …
Paul Klein says:	It’s A Beautiful Thing!	And the Sandman replies: Thank you. I'd better put it away before that cop sees it, though.
Mo Latif says:	Sandman, I want to be honest with you...	And the Sandman replies: I know. And I appreciate that it's been difficult up till now.
Susan Wood says:	Part-time position	Being President? Four years. Eight at the most. Good benefits, though.
Rick Macaulay says:	Here's the video of your tool Sandman...	Magnificent, isn't it?
Jeff M. says:	Alien technology for humans - Wow, you gotta see this...	Uh, no - I'm still watching the video of my tool.
lottery.inc2010@ifrance.com says:	FÉLICITATION !!! FÉLICITATION !!! / VEUILLEZ CONTACTER L'HUISSIER	Pourquoi?
List Bandit says:	[LB] Congratulations!!!! You've Earned $$$Thousands$$$ On Auto-pilot!	I have? Cool! So where's my money, then?
ListJoe.com says:	...check's in the mail Sandman!	Yeah. Right. I've heard *that* before.
Peter Dobler says:	Sandman, This may shock you...	Sticking fingers in the electric socket usually does.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Secret Orgasm Tips Explained!	Sticking fingers in the electric socket? Oh … Kay - if you say so.
Larry Smith says:	FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE	Of which country, pray?
Paul Klein says:	You Really SHOULD Study This…	I'm so sorry - I've left my magnifying glass back at the beach hut.
Alex Sysoef says:	You saw this, right?	No, I just said I left my magnifying glass back at home.
Paul Klein says:	I've got good news for you...	You've got a magnifying glass I can borrow?
Sean Storey says:	Sandman Here's Your Gift	A magnifying glass? For me? How thoughtful. Thank you.
Bruno Auger says:	Hey...	Hey what? Now you're gonna tell me you walked on fire or something stupid like that.
Ben Shaffer says:	I walked on fire!	OK. Sorry I spoke.
Robert & Susan Irwin says:	[Study Results] Men Stay Frisky Longer, Women Outlive Men	So the secret to a long life is to stop being frisky?
Mind Movies Team says:	Is she serious? Umb...yes!	Yup - I see no evidence of friskin her whatsoever.
Ben Settle says:	Why I Like Making Women Go "Eeeww!"	It's fun squeezing them really hard?
Adam Spiel says:	EXCELLENT NEW VIDEO	Squished women? Lemme get back to you on that one.
Eric Graham says:	Wow! Thank you...	You're so welcome. Feel like another squished woman?
Valerie Dawson says:	Still asking yourself, "Why am I here?"	Yes. I hate it here in the White House. I want to go home to my beach hut.
Kenya Garcia says:	Hail My new address	Am I really the Chief? Then I really am in the White House. Sheeee-it!
Paul Klein says:	Sandman, I want to be honest with you...	I'd rather be dishonest with you - it's much more fun. And goes with my new address.
Craig Garber says:	Her Sweaty Damp Curls In The Palm Of My Hand	Ah. Your suggestion of a Brazilian fell flat then, did it?
UK Lottery Organization says:	Congratulations you are a winner today	A free Brazilian? Cool - do I get to choose which one?
Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, are you desperate to have a mailing list?	No, I'd rather have that Brazilian over there. She is to die for. Oh, I love Carnival!
Bonnie Hazlett says:	Good gravy that was A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!	Smelled just like roses.
Dan and Jeff says:	Smell the Roses	I did. I got gravy up my nose.
Micheal and Yvonne says:	exposed!	Well do up your pants and put it away. Not necessarily in that order.
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