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Paul Klein says:	You Did Take This Seriously, Didn’t You Sandman?	And the Sandman replies: Oops. Should I have done? Sorry.
ListJoe.com says:	Life’s a board game and I’m bored!!	And the Sandman replies: May I recommend solo Russian Roulette, then?
Kristen says:	Sandman 1 simple thing and you will attract _______ ...	And the Sandman replies: Perfect Russian Wives? Flies? Attention from the police?
Dan says:	I found what you have been looking for, you can stop looking!	Will you please let go of my boxers? Thank you.
Sharlene Raven says:	Are They ALL A Bunch Of Liars?	Yes. Every single one of them.
Adam Khoo says:	Sandman, you lucky bastard!	I know. Fabulous, isn't it?
Tessa - SalesConversation says:	The Three Reasons	Tiredness. Alcohol. Disinterest. I'm sure there's more.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says:	How are attitudes impacting your sales?	Well, if folks don't want what I've got to offer, they won't buy. Next question please.
Daniel and Wayne says:	Google Wants to Own You	Yahoo wants to stone you, and Bing says it's a friend of mine.
Tim Shank says:	My Gift To You... I Was Sweating To Get This!	A vial of concentrated armpit odour. How kind.
Amanda van der Gulik says:	Sandman, Annie Desantis wants to give you something too...	Best not. I'm still recovering from a little giftie I got from her friend not too long ago.
Robert Ringer says:	Do something extraordinary ...	I do. Every hour of every day.
Wellington Tan - Attracting-Prosperity.com says:	Sandman, Can you really change in your sleep?	No. I need to be awake to tie a bowtie properly.
Mark Vurnum says:	Just FIVE Simple Questions....	Yes, Yes. Twice a day. Nineteen inches when folded. Molasses.
Yaro Starak says:	I changed my mind...	That's OK. You can keep the cactus anyway.
FireballNews.com says:	not BLACKHAT	Depends on which part of the body you're wearing it on.
Money Tree says:	Are you the person I’m looking for?	No. I was nowhere near there at the time.
Hamant Keval says:	Hi Sandman Supercharge your Sales Funnel How to Quadrup	Oh, cool - I've always wanted to quadrup properly!
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says:	... Laziest way ever.	Er, you obviously haven't tried it in a taxi over cobblestones, have you? No effort involved whatsoever.
Charles Ryder says:	I'm taking this down soon	You could just pop a cialis and help it back up again.
Giovanni Farotto says:	BLAM!	Missed!
Paul Klein says:	Read The Evidence… Prepare For Tomorrow	Save us all time and just plead guilty, OK?
Paul Klein says:	Will I See You Here?	No - I'm over here.
Confused.com says:	Attention homeowners: Are you covered?	No, we all sleep naked round here.
JP Maroney says:	I just KICKED Ronald McDonald's BUTT!	Oh, you lucky, lucky person. Hold him down so I can too, willya?
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