The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Raining men? Yucky sidewalks.

* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says: ... your first step And the Sandman replies: … is a giant leap for mankind.
[Romantic IQ] says: what do you need Sandman? And the Sandman replies: Hey - my debutante knows what I need - but *I* know what I want.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says: You really need to read this before you close shop for the weekend And the Sandman replies: My very own "How To Lock Up Your Premises" Guide? Gee, thanks.
=== Gary Vurnum === says: It IS there if you keep looking... I know - it's over there, under the broccoli.
Charly Leetham says: Ask Charly Leetham -What's Your Social Media Strategy Sandman? I thought you were asking Charly Leetham.
Colette Ocjmjw says: Know her name? Yes. It's Charly Leetham.
Daniel Gonzalez says: Sandman it's raining traffic resources Well, at least it'll make less of a mess than when it was raining men.
Egg Bank says: new security notification Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:33:33 -0300 NO.
Egg Bank says: Service message from Egg Bank Plc [message id: 2492470786] NO.
Egg Bank says: Urgent notification NO.
Egg Bank Plc says: Egg Bank Plc customer service: service message NO.
Egg Bank Plc says: Official update Go away.
Felipe Robbins says: Please read our warning carefully No, I've read a warning somewhere against reading warnings.
Hey- that' *our* email address! Acai Berry , Love your new body. I do - she's fabulous.
JD Fuentes says: [Attract Women] How to Get Your Voice DEEP, FAST. Wear looser underwear, for a start.
List Bandit says: [LB] Are you a member? Some people have called me that - or something like it.
ListJoe.com says: BRAND NEW!! OPENS IN 100 DAYS!! I can hardly wait.
ListJoe.com says: Just Launched, Universal Feeder! Food for all? Excellent! And about time too.
ListJoe.com says: Avon Calling Timeless Company Timeless Company receiving you loud and clear, Avon. Over.
ListJoe.com says: [admin] Sandman they tell me its pretty large... And they could be right.
ListJoe.com says: Save energy, your wallet and your planet Yes, I have to admit it - my wallet is extremely endangered.
LouisNavellier@Investorplace.com says: How I "Cracked the Code" On ETFs Extra-Terrestrial Financiers? That explains recent events, then.
Mind Power News says: Is the Universe Inside Your Head? Some say it's inside my pants.
Money Tree says: How soon before you’re making money by the poolside? Dunno. How long does it take me to get to the pool from here?
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