Fail psychometric tests with a Bulgarian dictionary

Aaron Whiston says:	=> Sandman You Are A Genius!	And the Sandman replies: I know. Great, isn't it?
Adolph Hayden says:	Need a diploma? Call us.	And the Sandman replies: I don’t. I won't. I got one. Want fries with that?
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Aviram-k@013.net says:	Sandman, Are you living in the shadows?	Yes, but I'll get round to replacing those blown bulbs one day.
David C. Gikandi (RevolutionScape) says:	Sandman, what's the difference between...	A chicken? One leg is the same. Easy! Next question!
George says:	a big weight off your shoulders	It dropped. It's now a big weight on my midriff.
Hey - that's *our* email address! says:	Have the lovemaking prowess of a real stud	In … Out … In … Out ... Repeat as necessary? No, there's more to it than that.
Keyword PDQ Support says:	An easy sale for you	Wanna buy this? You do? Excellent! If only it was always that easy.
Kristen says:	Sandman, What are you struggling with?	My conscience. Several ex-friends. Windows Vista. Speaking Bulgarian. And you?
kristen@lawofattractionkey.com says:	Sandman Step by Step plan for you...	1) Buy a Bulgarian/English dictionary. 2) Read through it. 3) Reinstall Windows 95.
Lee McIntyre says:	Do you want the good news or the bad news Sandman?	Neither, thanks - it's a bucket of Long Island Iced Tea for me!
Leonard Greenhall says:	Leonard Greenhall and Reed Floren - "I feel Like an Idiot"	Really? Well, give me an hour or two and I could probably find one for you.
List Bandit says:	a marketing riddle ... (a profitable one)	What's the difference between a chicken? Heard it before.
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ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, You should probably quit	That's what my lawyer said to me. And that's what I said to my lawyer.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman. please don't listen to this garbage	OK - next!
Mike Geary says:	the "1% rule" for getting your best body yet...	It's not one percent any more. Now step back before you tread on it.
Neil Asher says:	Major Cock Up	Strange name for a military man, but pretty accurate in a lot of recent cases.
Roy Fielding says:	Billy Would Have Been Proud Of This Sandman...	And he shouldn't have been a hero. He should have come back and made me his … uh, no. I'll get back to you on that one.
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