The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Multiple orgasms

Richard Clarke says: Is THIS Yours Sandman? And the Sandman replies: My heavens! Another homeless orgasm!
Rosalind Gardner says: Sandman, are you getting this right? And the Sandman replies: I think so. But then again, it's difficult to tell which way up I should be holding it. My, it's a wriggly little fellow, isn't it?
** Tellman ** says: It WON'T make your heart explode into a volcano of molten gold... And the Sandman replies: No, but I bet it'll make the old knees buckle a bit.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Be afraid, be very afraid... Don't tell me - it's an alien disguised as an orgasm? OK, I'm afraid, now. Very afraid.
Tuti Lee says: I am VERY UPSET, Sandman! Argh... Why? Was that your orgasm?
Sean Storey says: Sandman, Have You Taken The Scoop Yet? No, I told you last week - it wasn't me.
Ben Brooks says: Sandman, have you started yet? what's stopping you...? A stray orgasm and a missing scoop. Hm. Perhaps the two are connected.
Ryan Deiss says: You & Facebook's 400 Million "Virgin" Buyers Hey … maybe I could auction this orgasm there …
David DeAngelo says: The Secret To Making A Woman WANT You Dangle an orgasm in front of her and say "Come and get it" …
Jim Katsoulis says: Do you want an unfair advantage? I've got one, thanks.
ListJoe.com says: Hey LOOK At This One Good grief! Another stray orgasm! Better put'em both in the aquarium.
Mike Filsaime says: this is risky... But then again, they might start breeding.
ListJoe.com says: If Forbes Magazine says so, Sandman Then we *can* breed orgasms? Excellent!
Paul Klein says: Time Is Ticking Sandman… And those orgasms are breeding already. Cool!
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