A really bad taste riddle (times two)

Mind Movies Team says:	Sorry..hope I haven't upset you	And the Sandman replies: It's too late for that now. Just clean up and get out of my life.
Philip J. Mutrie says:	Thanks so much again Sandman!	And the Sandman replies: A great pleasure. The second time round can sometimes be better than the first, can't it?
-- Chris Farrell -- says:	....totally uplifting and pretty incredible...!	And the Sandman replies: A chocolate Maidenform bra? Ohh … kay …
* Ali Brown * says:	Sandman, about women and money...	Two of my favorite things. Tell me more.
Matt Bacak says:	WOW.	Magnificent, isn't it? I'd better put it away now, before the vicar sees it.
Paul Klein says:	Who will be Assassinated	Dunno - give me a little time to decide, OK?
Gary Glasscock says:	The deadline is fast approaching...	Hey - I'm thinking here. Don't push me, OK?
Giovanni Farotto says:	...or what?	Or I won't be able to decide who to assassinate.
Enoch Mind Reality says:	Discover the Secrets to Attract Wealth and Abundance	Being a freelance hit man?
** Kevin Levine ** says:	Sandman, there's an inspiring hero out there	That's me!
Ian del Carmen says:	Obama, Akon, Steve Jobs and Sandman?	Yup - that was one of my better dinner parties.
Kristen says:	Sandman What this Olympic habit can do for you...	Make me the fastest nun on earth?
Guy Finley's Life of Learning Foundation says:	Key Lesson: Take Some of the Sting Out of Your Suffering	Yeah - he should get back to making music. This really hurts.
Joe Vitale says:	What stage of Awakening are you in?	Yawning, stretching and scratching my balls. Why?
Shawn Casey says:	5 billion people have this (do you?)	No - I had the shots when I was younger.
Gary De Rodriguez says:	Creating an Amazing Life	1) Amass a whole heap of Perfect Russian Wives. 2) Access an endless supply of Long Island Iced Tea.
Creative Digital Media says:	What gets a 90% open rate in the first 15 minutes?	The legs of a cheap date. Next question!
** Max Lund says:	Resend -wrong subject-line {!firstname_fix!} - What Gets a 90% Open Rate?	Same as before, amigo. A bucket of Long Island Iced Tea usually helps, too.
Rebecca Matter, AWAI says:	7 top web writers in your living room	You should've seen the mess they made of the carpet.
Jason Oickle says:	This Deserves Your Attention Sandman...	No it doesn't - look, it's not even down to your knees.
Paul Klein says:	I've only got a second...	Oops. Too late!
Robert Irwin says:	Why Slow Sex is Better...	Is good way of learning Russian, da?
Neil Shearing says:	Sandman about that failed goat farmer...	He discovered he was raising alpacas all along?
Michael Hopkins says:	Are you guilty of this ?	Oh yes. And this. And this. And this.
Jeremy Gislason - SureFireWealth.com says:	I never expected this Sandman ....	Me neither. Now what the hell are we going to do about that stain on the wallpaper?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman What Is Your Greatest Gift? - Answer Here...	Accuracy, I think. Look, it blends in quite nicely with the wallpaper pattern, doesn't it?
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