The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, January 15, 2010

When Oprah calls back

 
Jeff Dedrick says: Sun, Beer, and Beach...OH MY (Plus A Bonus) And the Sandman replies: What kind of bonus could improve on *that*?
Colin McDougall says: Sandman, How to get fast traffic And the Sandman replies: Hire a fleet of Ferraris.
Steve G. Jones says: Sandman, Learn how to read palms And the Sandman replies: Look up. Avoid falling coconuts.
BNET says: 7 Ways to Build a Loyal Team Fear, bribery, blackmail, coercion, money … er …
Steve G. Jones, M.Ed. says: LAST CALL for 39 Cent Paras 39 cents for a paratrooper? Hell, at these prices I can afford an entire army!
Best Offer Owner says: already sent Never received.
Internet Guide Owner says: already sent Never received.
Don Minor.com says: Sandman, You want to know how Well, I've got a pretty good idea, but you're never too old to learn, are you?
ListJoe.com says: Duplication Lives Here And here. And here. And here. And here. And here. And here. And here. And here. And here.
Writelink says: Sandman, Imagine ... Oh, but I do.
David DeAngelo says: What Attracts Women "Sexually" Me. Of course.
Smiley Webb says: Check This Out Sandman It's good. But not great. Now put it away before the cat goes after it.
Rosalind Gardner says: [NPT] Will Marc have to eat his computer? Only if it's an Apple
Intuition Zone says: The fastest way to raise your vibration! Change the batteries!
Stanley Robbins says: Sloime, Want Me To Get You IN or NOT? In who? Hey - don't push so hard!
Daniel and Wayne says: Breaking news that can affect your profits Your bank's gone bust.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says: Do you realize you are selling this? Oh, sorry - I thought I'd been giving it away
Chris Farrell says: ..hello from sunny beverly hills... And hello back from a beach hut crammed full of perfect Russian wives.
 
Gary Baker says: Amazing Video! Isn't it just. Is the transcript available yet?
~ Ray Edwards ~ says: Transcript now available ... Cool!
 
Todd & Bob(Newbie Help) says: Bob here...got a sec? No - so let go, already!
Chuck Abbott says: what's holding you back Sandman? Bob. Can you get him off me, please?
 
Kevin Wilke says: Do this ONE thing Sandman, and you can retire... Get very very very rich all of a sudden? Sounds good to me!
James J Jones says: Sandman, what the heck is Parasite Hosting??? It's when you’ve got ticks all over you, living on your blood.
Support says: Sandman You want to know how I did it? Yeah - most people try it and end up scarred for life.
Marketers File Vault / eBookOpportunities says: What does 5 Decades, 1/2 a Century, 1/2 a C-Note have in Common? That's seriously minimum wage?
1nge.nybo@aljmhor.com says: Erection packs in shop. (strong live today) Yeah, mine used to do that too when I worked in sales.
Mark @ The Football Pools and ipoints says: Let the dream begin OK - sleep well.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, 50 ways to get people to your website Just make a few calls, Paul … email them back, jack … give'em something for free, Lee …
Ron says: A super robot is about to be unveiled... Is it that talking sex toy? That's been out for *months*!
ListJoe.com says: I waited so long for this Yeah, but it'll be so worth the wait.
Stephen Beck says: Has Oprah Called You, Too? Yes, and I told her to call back after I'd finished dinner.
Paul Klein says: The Answer (kinda scary) Scary? Hey - you should've seen the question!
MEDS.ONLINE.PHARMA says: Nice day !! Isn't it? I just *love* hailstorms like the one going on outside.
Valerie Dawson says: Can you make my call Wed. night? Sadly no - I'm keeping the line open for when Oprah calls back.
** Tellman ** says: AMAZON ALERT Oh, wow - big warlike women! Cool!
Gary Baker says: I dare you to mess this one up Sandman! Done that. Now what?
Robert & Susan Irwin says: New Blog Posting: Is The G Spot A Myth? No, it can be a Mitthuth too.
Michael Campbell says: Sandman, I need to ask a personal favor How personal? And does it include a cactus?
Stuart Lichtman says: Save Yourself Lots of Money... Spend less.
Ric Thompson says: Sandman, what you don't know is... … Not worth knowing
Jay Jennings says: Your Flash Drive Shipped Did it? Damn, that's a clever little machine. Shipped what, exactly?
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