Never have sex on a laptop keyboard

Stephanie Frank says:	Here's the replay...	And the Sandman replies: What, us typing gibberish? Seen it!
Derrick VanDyke says:	The *Ultimate* WordPress Plugin	And the Sandman replies: Well, I'd never heard it called *that* before, but it's quite an accurate description.
Lance Tamashiro says:	we need to talk	And the Sandman replies: Yeah - I can't email you. The keyboard's broken.
Dr. Robert Anthony says:	Sandman The secret to lasting _____ ...	… keyboards? Don't bounce up and down on them. Simple.
John Delavera says:	Who helps you?	Usually a Perfect Russian Wife or two. Why?
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Sandman, you should really try this...	Oh, I did. You should see the marks the keyboard made on our asses.
ListJoe.com says:	Do what other successful people have done	Get stronger keyboards? Makes sense.
Charles Ryder says:	Can you help me?	Sadly no - I can't type very well at the moment.
Tom theToolman says:	[Discount] Sandman, this Tool makes Your Blogs Grow Automatically...	And this blog makes my tool … no, let's not go there.
ListJoe.com says:	You - YES YOU! Get Back In the Stock Market NOW!	I would, but I'm sort of stuck on this here keyboard.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman This is What I Will Do For You	Prise out the H key? That'd be a start - thanks.
Neil Asher says:	I'm Applying This Right Now (it's working well)	Your ACME keyboard key extractor? Excellent - I can hardly feel a thing!
Ben Brooks says:	I will take YOU by the hand and show you how it's done	No, it's OK - it's out now. Actually, while you're here I could do with some help with this spacebar.
Rupal Turner says:	[CFS] Can Living in a Condo Cause Cancer?	Well, just living can end up being pretty fatal.
FireballNews.com says:	Will You Be The Next Victim? [Please Read!]	No. I don't live in a condo.
Steve D'Agostino says:	I am sorry Sandman	I'm not. I much prefer the ol' beach hut.
Mike Filsaime says:	your one-way ticket to speedy profit creation >>	Thanks, but I'd rather come back home at the end of it all.
Amy Twain says:	Have You Taken The Scoop Yet?	No - it's in the kitchen drawer, where it's always been.
Paul Klein says:	The Moment Of Proof, Sandman?	OK … I open the drawer, reach in and … hey - who's taken the scoop?
Zech Smith says:	He's just spilled the beans...	Well, you would without a decent scoop, wouldn't you?
Ryan Deiss says:	You Ain’t Got Nuttin’ People Want?	I got everytin' people want.
Michael Lovitch says:	The Truth About Cardio	It changes your life in seven minutes or less?
Song Chengxiang says:	Change your life in 7 mins or less...	… with cardio!
**J Bode** says:	when are you going to take conversions seriously?	Never - that's why they call me the Laughing Missionary.
Azman Hadi Saedon says:	Sandman, Sorry, You Can't Have This	Well, if you're going to be like that, you can't have *this*. So there.
Martha Richardson says:	It Is Great To Have You With Me!	Isn't it? I'm just so great to be with!
Shelby Carr (The Profit Shack) says:	Sandman, you did nothing wrong.	OK. Keep thinking that.
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says:	release your affiliate beast	You're right. It's been in my boxers for twenty minutes and it wants out.
Quantum Mind Power says:	Change your life in 7 mins or less...	Cardio. It's gotta be cardio.
Paul Klein says:	Greatness, magnificence, you...	You're so right.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman A Dirty Naughty Secret For MindBlowing Orgasms!	Get someone to help you?
John Delavera says:	Re: Who helps you? (correct format)	A Perfect Russian Wife or two. In whatever format.
Mike Filsaime says:	A true story ... *and 6 years later, it still works as good, if not better...*	That's the magic of Cialis, folks!
Robert Vance says:	This one is on me, Sandman!	So it is. Sorry about that.
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