The greatest advice of all time

Amy Twain says:	REVEALED - The Secret Which Allows You To Instantly Destroy Negative Thoughts	And the Sandman replies: Yes, the secret's out - Long Island Iced Tea instantly destroys all thoughts, positive *and* negative. We love it!
[Andrew Fox] - Dom Clickbank says:	SOLD OUT...	And the Sandman replies: Never mind - I'll get the Perfect Russian Wives to brew up another few buckets for us, then.
Paul Klein says:	Be My Valentine Sandman? (Downloads Inside…)	And the Sandman replies: Oh, why not? Did you bring chocolate?
Matt Bacak says:	got a sec? quick favor...	No, I'm being somebody's valentine for about another half hour. Come back then, OK?
Jeremy Vohwinkle - About.com Financial Planning Guide says:	About Financial Planning: Need Tax Advice? Just Ask the IRS	And they'll just say: A) How much did you make last year? B) How much do you have left? C) Send B.
Barrister Jay Squarte says:	I NEED YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE	Sorry - my kind assistants are currently brewing up another batch of Long Island Iced Tea.
PotPieGirl says:	Holy WOW.... Have You Seen This??? (from PotPieGirl)	Oh, that's gorgeous! May I see the other one now, please?
MR COLLINS BEN says:	ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION	You looking for me? I am not here. Now go away.
Neil Asher says:	Warning: 34 Million People Can’t Read Your Blog!	So? They might not want to. Or they can only read Sanskrit.
Chris Freville says:	Would you be interested in this?	Ummm …Bring it back in a couple of days and I'll look it over properly then.
Azman Hadi Saedon says:	Sandman, Do You Make These Mistakes?	Frequently. Although I don't really consider them mistakes. More like lapses in judgement.
eAuthorResources Newsletter says:	Sandman, who the heck are you?.. what makes you better than the rest?..	I'm me. And what makes me better than the rest? Why, the rest do, of course. Peasants.
Janet Beckers says:	a surprising and painful lesson this week	You do not do that with cacti. I'd have thought that was pretty obvious anyway.
Micheal Savoie says:	Are you tired?	Not really, but I wouldn't say no to a little nap round about now.
Heri Rosyadi says:	This is a problem.	And the solution? Pull that cactus out, for a start.
IMSF | Soren Jordansen says:	Would you flush $5,000 down the toilet?	Only if there was no more paper left on the roll in there.
Paul Klein says:	It's time you take this tactic seriously	What? Always carrying a spare roll with me? You may have a point.
Steve Iser says:	i never expected this...	There I was, sitting happily in the sewer, minding my own business, when $5,000 floated past, one bill at a time.
Lance Tamashiro says:	What's that all about?	Dunno. Probably wasn't any more paper on the roll.
Ian del Carmen says:	Good lord check this out...	I will, my man. And use a capital L next time you address me.
Ron & Rick says:	I don't want to alarm you but ...	Then please don't. And put that cactus away. Scares the crap out of me, you waving it around like that.
Heri Rosyadi says:	This is a problem.	Indeed it is. You should never wear a black hat while you're doing *that*!
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says:	PRIVATE: Black Hat Secrets Revealed	See what I mean?
Jack Sinclair says:	important decision time...	OK … er … Yes. I mean, no. Oh, hell - I'll have another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Sorted.
Transformational Secrets says:	The Greatest Advice of All Time	Don't … Get … Caught.
Clayton Makepeace says:	What I know about you ...	Can be put in a flea's navel with room left over.
Rupal Turner says:	Sandman, it happens tonight!	And every other night.
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itunes@new-music.itunes.com says:	Finally I found you on the computer, my good!	Oh - it's *your* laptop is it? Sorry, it felt like mine. Here, have it back.
Daniel Levis says:	I'm totally embarrased about this ...	It's OK - happens to us all every now and then.
Dan Robey says:	Two Magical Substances...	Long Island. Iced Tea. Ahhh ... Perfection.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman How To Have The Sexual Stamina of a 20 Year Old	But I do already. Several 20 year olds. Sometimes they make me breakfast, as well.
David DeAngelo says:	How To Approach A Woman & Take Her Home	Fireman's lift?
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