The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Wedding cake problems ... and bedroom do's and don'ts

Hot RubyRoyale says: Ruby Royale is a great place to relax And the Sandman replies: Yeah, I think I need a little time out after all that.
Hot RubyRoyale says: Ruby Royale is a great place to relax And the Sandman replies: So you say.
Hot RubyRoyale says: Ruby Royale is a great place to relax And the Sandman replies: OK, I believe you.
Hot RubyRoyale says: Ruby Royale is a great place to relax Mmmm …
Hot RubyRoyale says: Ruby Royale is a great place to relax … Zzzzzzz
BrainEv Team says: Simmo, Wake Up Your BRAIN with Acuity! Whaddafuck? Whassup? Now look what you've gone and done. My brain's awake now. I want to go back to Ruby Royale. Now.
Paul Klein says: Wow! Where should I start?... Explaining where that other gorilla came from? At the very beginning, amigo.
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says: Sandman, Why am I still struggling for money when I know the rules of Law of Attraction? Maybe you confused a very large ape with pieces of paper with pictures of deceased notables on them. That was *my* mistake, and I won't be making that one again.
John Delavera says: Money trees to be delivered Good. That'll give the gorillas somewhere nice to play.
List Bandit says: [LB] Make It A Reality! But it is - look! Gorillas swinging through the money trees!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says: Sandman, coming down at midnight... They have to sleep sometime.
Matt Gill says: well? It's not midnight yet.
Matt Gill says: well? No, it's still not midnight yet.
Amy Twain says: You Don't Have To Be Like That So stop bugging me about those gorillas in the money trees, then.
ListJoe.com says: Without Your Health, Nothing Else Matters And without Home Biz Helper, life can be really difficult. Where the hell is that octopus, anyway?
TrafficStarterSecrets says: You Won't Want to miss this Oh, great. It's trying to put that tutu on the other gorilla. Ever seen an octopus swinging through trees? Awesome sight. Just awesome.
**Brian T. Edmondson** says: it's 10:56PM EST, are you still up Sandman? Yes, and so are the gorillas. And the octopus.
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ListJoe.com says: EVERYTHING CHANGES TODAY ! It does. It certainly does. A three-way marriage between two gorillas and one octopus? Now, who's going to perform the ceremony, then?
Marwan Ghaithal says: Mr.Marwan Al Ghaithal Excellent - you perform the ceremony! Thanks, mate!
Greg Frost - ChargedAudio.com says: Be Nice Sandman I is. I is. Look - I've got the ring. And the other ring. And the other ring.
BINTA KOMO says: Dear Beloved one, We are gathered here today …
Early To Rise says: ETR: Do You Swim With Sharks? No, I'm swinging with gorillas and an octopus.
Maria Gudelis says: Live f.ree today 4 pm -I grill PLR Expert Nicole Dean Oh, I love a barbeque. Should I bring a couple of buckets of Long Island Iced Tea?
Tony and Nicki Vee says: The 10 'do's' and 'don'ts' for men and women in the BEDROOM... Do it all on the beach outside - there's much more room.
Paul Klein says: Hottie In Rags? (Slipping Away…) No, she's back in that tutu again. Closest thing to a wedding dress we've got around here.
Jacques Scott says: Good morning dear !!!! Good morning, dear. Are you giving one of these gorillas away?
Bob The Teacher says: your questions answered tonight No - I need to know now. Otherwise we'll have to cancel the ceremony.
Sean Storey says: Sandman, Success on a plate? OhmyGOD! I forgot the wedding cake!
Your Self-Image Within says: YSIB WITHIN Is Your Refrigerator Full? Of course - I have several in mine. Thanks for reminding me!
Bill McRea says: good news and bad news... Yes, there's eleven wedding cakes in the fridge. But they've all had slices cut out of them. And there's no little figures of octopi *or* gorillas in top hats. Bummer.
Micheal Savoie says: The end of an era... Snif! I'm not losing an octopus … I'm gaining a couple of gorillas-in-law!
Bruce Earl Andrews says: The Crowd Is Forming, Sandman... It's time to start the ceremony!
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Brian Colbert says: Definitely two thumbs up... Unless you've got tentacles, in which case, it's eight. Definitely.
Gary De Rodriguez says: WHY GO WEST? It gets me away from a couple of noisy gorillas and their octopus.
Matthew Griffin says: You've Got To Make A Move Me? Nothing to do with me, mate. It's down to those three to decide who does what … and to whom.
Nick Ortner from The Tapping World Summit says: A roaring start... Sounds like it from here. Are we ever going to see Home Biz Helper ever again?
David Canham says: You should be building a list Sandman! No, I'd rather be building an extension to the beach hut.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, This is what I Will Do For You Really? With *that* cactus? That'll be fun to watch.
Steve D'Agostino says: I'm teaching you to fish Sandman… for F’REE??? That's kind of you. What kind of bait are we using? And what are we going to catch?
***Glenn Dietzel says: Rendezvous At Las Vegas Event If You're In The Vicinity Sandman / Glenn :-) I would have gone to LA, but nobody told me whether I could bring my gorilla with me or not.
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David lockley says: Sandman, I'm not about to ask you for any money... Good. What worries me is that you *are* going to ask for.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Have You Seen What This Can Do For Your Livelihood? What? That cactus? I don't think I want to, thanks.
Save My Marriage Today! says: Sandman, How To Cheat Proof Your Relationship Don't talk to me - talk to the gorillas. And that octopus.
Paul Klein says: Are You Serious About Your Business? What - breeding gorillapusses? Nah, not really.
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