The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Is this your orgasm, madam?

Paul Klein says: Great news for the women on my list... And the Sandman replies: One of you is gonna get your orgasm back!
Brett McEllhiney says: Its Odinns birthday and you know what that means.. And the Sandman replies: A big slice of birthday cake for Home Biz Helper?
Doberman Dan says: We're starting in 30 minutes And the Sandman replies: Excellent! How many candles on the cake?
Keith Wellman says: less than 50 Oh, you young whippersnapper, you…
John Delavera says: it's all in the "Bible" I don't think so. I've just done a search for "octopus" and nothing turned up. I might check for "orgasm" later.
- Michael Lee - says: This is very powerful so use with caution The ACME orgasm-owner tracer? OK. I'll be careful.
John Guanzon - ListBuildingVids.com says: His Wife Got On Oprah? That must've been fun for at least one of them. Until Security pulled her back off again.
Tim Thomas says: Sandman, did you get it? The orgasm? Yes. It's in this plastic bag … and trying to escape. We gotta find the owner, and fast!
Forward To A Better Day says: Fwd: The Smiling Lady It must be *her* orgasm, then.
Valerie Dawson says: Did you get a chance to answer my happiness question? As in "Is this your orgasm, madam?" No, I didn't. And no, it isn't.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, What are you doing this evening? Giving this orgasm back to its rightful owner.
PROMISE VAYE says: Hello Dear Friend, Hello. And no - it's not your orgasm.
Dr. Robert Anthony says: Sandman Thank You from Dr. Anthony It's not your orgasm, either. Back off.
Neil Asher says: Let Me Do Everything For You Later.
Mike Filsaime says: ok... it's me OK, so prove it's your orgasm, then. What color is it, eh? You don't know, do you?
united nationorg says: FROM SECRETARY OF THE UNITED NATION And it's certainly not yours, either.
John Yeo says: I am sorry Sandman I should think so, too. It's not your orgasm at all, is it?
John Yeo says: I am sorry Sandman You should be ashamed of yourself.
Aviram-k@013.net says: Sandman , Can't believe she's giving this away... You mean … she gave that orgasm away? I'm (gulp!) touched. Very touched. If only more people would be that kind to those less fortunate than themselves.
Profit Snapshots says: Do you have kids? Yes, but most of them are too young for an orgasm.
Matt Trainer says: Woop Woop...Get this! Your orgasm, ma'am, with my compliments.
**Everything Is Energy** says: What’s better than Edible Undies? An orgasm transplant! You feeling OK over there?
Brian McElroy says: you just saved me $2,000 Shit - is that how much you pay for your orgasms?
Irina says: Russian dating site Bring it on!
Jim Katsoulis says: [cool video] The Aquarium Induction 1) Peel octopus off ceiling. 2) Scrape off stolen orgasm and return to its rightful owner. 3) Drop octopus into aquarium. Job done.
ListJoe.com says: Turn splashes into floods! Me? Wet floor? It's Home Biz Helper, flapping and splashing around all over the place.
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