Why you shouldn't be a beekeeper in a nudist camp

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Mia Nguyen says:	It always was the riddle for me	Hm. My choice would have been the joke. You can't really tell with Christmas Crackers, though, can you?
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Rich German says:	Tonight's the Night ... You, Me, and Gary V!	Great - I'll bring the Long Island Iced Tea and a few Perfect Russian Wives. See you then!
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Keith Wellman says:	Ticket please	You lied!
Law of Attraction Key says:	Sandman How do you know when you are ready?	Is it up? Does it go in? Yup - that's ready enough.
Gary Baker says:	You Weren't Ever Supposed To See This...	Well then - put it away before somebody takes a pot shot at it.
Alan Magliocca says:	Sandman, Can you do me a quick favor… please?	I don't think it's ready yet. Come back after I've had a quick nap, OK?
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John Carlton says:	Build... Expand... Connect...	Will do, Like I said, come back after I've had a quick nap.
James J Jones says:	Sandman, I didn't want to do this, but...	Go get someone else to pull that cactus out. I'm having a nap here.
HSBC Bank Plc says:	Suspicious behaviour	And you'd behave suspiciously with a cactus up there, too.
Rodger Hyatt says:	Grab your instant download link.. "Wow Effect"	Someone out there's having a "Waaaah Effect". Would somebody please remove that cactus so I can get a little sleep?
Royale Casino says:	enjoy!	No, I don't like hearing people suffering needlessly.
Paul Klein says:	I'm Getting *Hammered*	Me too - there's no way I can sleep with that noise going on out there. Another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea?
Mind Power News says:	How to Order from the Universe	Just holler "Hey - another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea over here, please!"
Bill Harris says:	Here is something special…	Ah. My bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Excellent, Universe - Thank you.
Martha Richardson says:	Can I Show You My Appreciation?	That would be nice. Care for another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea first?
Paul Klein says:	Have you been stung in the past?	I've been stung all *over* my body. That's when I was a beekeeper in a nudist camp. Why do you ask?
The List Machine says:	[TLM] What is this ... ?	It's a bucket. Full of Long Island Iced Tea. What do you think it looks like?
Michael Cheney says:	i love you but..	Yeah, me too. Come back after I've had my nap.
Paul Klein says:	Are you coming?	No, I'm having a nap.
Katie Yeakle, AWAI says:	No regrets	Apart from a missing cactus, no. None.
Matt Trainer says:	weird stranger	Well, you'd be weird with a cactus up there, too.
Michael Edwards says:	Do you have this problem?..	Somebody screaming about a cactus? Strangely enough, yes.
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