The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Stuck in an elevator, snorting frogs

- LWL Worldwide - says: ( LWL ) -- Taboo Physics... And the Sandman replies: Finest kind. I like the ones that defy gravity and make your knees buckle at the same time.
Paul Klein says: Are YOU Ready for this? And the Sandman replies: Weightless buckled knees? Let's roll!
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says: Sandman, About The Angelic Realms... And the Sandman replies: Best place for a quick weightless knee-buckler, so I'm told.
ListJoe.com says: MY FREE GIFT TO YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS A redhead hippy salesman? Send him down - I'll be right with him as soon as I've finished with these Perfect Russian Angels.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman Do you live near Los Angeles?... No, I'm in heaven at the moment - Pixiedust, Long Island Iced Tea and Perfect Russian Angels. I don't know how much more my knees can take.
Amy Twain says: Love Your Work So You Can Love Your Life You call this *work*?
eAuthorResources Newsletter says: Sandman, whistle blower opens Pandora's Box.. do you dare look?.. Indeed I do. I'm a little busy right now, so give my best to Pandora and tell her I'll see her soon.
Bill Harris says: Harvard says THESE 3 FOODS are best at keeping you YOUNG. Pixiedust. Iced Tea.
ListJoe.com says: I DON'T THINK YOU READ THIS RIGHT BEFORE!!! No, you're right, I didn't. Sorry - I should have picked up on the "food" clue there.
Enoch Mind Reality says: Discover Extremely Powerful Secrets to Succeed in Life Pixiedust. Iced Tea.
Dan Robey says: Do you struggle with _________ ? Rehead hippy networks? Come to think of it, I do, yes. Why?
Neil Asher says: A Confession... The redhead hippy doesn't want to work in SoftwareInHell? Can't blame him - I wouldn't want to myself, either.
ListJoe.com says: Am I Crazy? This is what I am going to Do For You You're going to open up SoftwareInHell? Excellent! Thank you very much!
Emmanuel says: you're welcome :-) So … when can you start? Here's the lift - just take this box of software and press the lowest button on the panel. Thanks again. See you there sometime, OK?
Steve Harrison says: Sandman? Oh, look, the doors are closing. Sorry - can't hang around. Anyway, I hate long goodbyes. Catch you in a couple weeks. Bye!
Rick Macaulay says: Understanding your visitors action is essential Sandman I did. He went into the elevator, didn't he?
Wendi Mcgrath says: Make her wet in minutes Minutes? A bucket of Long Island Iced Tea in the right place and we're talking *seconds* here.
HighVelocityMarketMaster.com says: Hey, are you coming? Feels like it. Oh, I love these Perfect Russian Angels.
OOI says: Matter That Needs Your Attention... Don't tell me - the elevator's stuck. And my new store manager hates confined spaces? Uh-oh.
Early To Rise says: You Can't Ignore 'Em Anymore Oh, but I don't.
Gary Baker says: Have you heard about this Sandman? Pixiedust and Long Island Iced Tea? Have I *heard* of it? Lemme get back to you on that one.
Lisa Rae Preston says: Sandman Living Life without Boundaries (special note for ladies) Ladies: be Perfect. Be Angels. You might even want to be Russian, but then we'll probably have boundary and border problems.
Kim Roach says: Would You Like Some One-On-One Coaching? Never heard it called *that* before. Can I get back to you once I've finished dealing with both heaven and hell?
BlogSuccess.com says: Sandman, It's FAST... and it WORKS! Excellent - the ACME Elevator repair machine. Thank you!
**Getting Started Online Fast** says: Want Us To Hold You By the Hand? :) I'll get back to you on that one. I have angels to enjoy and a busted elevator to fix.
Jason Fladlien says: something a shovel seller will never tell you What - you'll never be able to dig all the way down to that stuck elevator? I won't buy a shovel, then.
Swiss Watches says: Fwd: What begins imagine? I think it's a little piano riff in E flat. Why?
Leo J Quinn Jr says: Another reason to "hate" your credit cards... They don't crunch up that there Pixiedust?
Dean Holland says: It's OPEN... But first can I sneak you this? Cool! More Pixiedust?
Michael Senoff says: Two Frogs . . . I can't snort *those*!
Tom Murasso says: Sandman, Special Suprise for you Snortable treefrogs. How kind.
**J Bode** says: [boring non-sexy] I thought I was good You were better when you were sexy.
Hawaii.com Membership says: Best Things To Do in Hawaii! Be sexy and snort frogs? Oh … kaaaay.
Ed Green says: It was so easy... Not so. You still have a frog sticking out your nose. And as for your other end …
Dave Nicholson says: 3 Hours in And Nearly All Gone... At times like this I feel sorry for the frog.
Earl Netwal says: Sandman, Time For a Mentor? Not at the moment, thanks - I'm busy with my Pixiedust, Iced Tea, Perfect Russian Angels and these here frogs … but hey - what flavor is this Mentor, anyway?
Michael Hopkins says: Here's how I did it ... I grabbed hold of a treefrog in one hand, and a rolled-up twenty in the other.
Jason 'Profit' Moffatt says: I didn't think this would work... (Boy was I wrong) Me too - if you snort hard enough, that frog goes right up the tube and in where it counts.
Neil Asher says: Sold Out You mean … gulp … no more frogs?
Cody Moya says: Sandman, Free...Email Marketing Demon (3 hours left) He'll have to join my salesman in that stuck elevator, then. I'd send him down with a few frogs but we seem to have run out.
Mr. Kuzole Abraham says: DEAD OR ALIVE Oh, alive. Definitely alive. They wriggle more that way.
Shawn Casey says: ...can it really be this simple?? Frog? Twenty? Snort? What's there to be complicated about?
David DeAngelo says: Why Women "Run" From NICE Guys Because those nice guys haven't bought them rollerblades yet.
ListJoe.com says: This is a fantastic world we live in Isn't it? My elevator straight to Hell's working again, even though I thought it never would.
Pamela Harper says: Speaking with Confidence Wasn't that an 80's hit about spinach between your teeth? No, that was Kissing. My mistake.
Ed Dale says: The Biggest Mistake #30dc (Plus Great news for USA #30dc 'rs) 30dc worth of spinach between your teeth? I wouldn't call that the Biggest Mistake. I've done worse.
ListJoe.com says: Do you you really want to build a great business at home. No - I've sent a human and a demon to Hell to start a great business there.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman , Are You A Professional Seeking A Team With A 100% Success Rate? Yes - they're in that lift even as we speak.
ListJoe.com says: You'll Love This!!!! Cool! More lubricant!
Earl Netwal says: What Are Your Customers Waiting For, Sandman? That lift to arrive and SoftwareInHell to open.
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