Looking Like Claudia Schiffer

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George says:	Breaking News: It's Not Your Fault	Phew.
Hey - that's *our* email address!	Monte Ferrell sent you a postcard from 1001 Postcards!	So he's only got a thousand left, then?
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Nabozny Xochitl says:	Hello We met a week ago	Oh, it was *you* smearing yourself against my windscreen in a soapy wet t-shirt at that red light, was it? How nice to see them again.
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Perry Belcher & Ryan Deiss says:	You're Gonna have to DO it Yourself!	Nope. I got a female bodyguard to do that … *and* the dishes now.
Quantum-Touch Instructor says:	Teleseminar: Ask Alain Herriott is tomorrow 7/23/09!	And he will say "No, it's 7/24/09".
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Terry Telford QLN says:	What's standing between you and success? Popsicles?	Strangely enough, no. But Fudgsicles, yes.
The Career Insider says:	Have I missed the graduate boat?	Uh-huh. It's that one over there, with the loud party on board.
Your Self-Image Within says:	Your Self Image Can Be Anything You Desire	Today, then, I look like Claudia Schiffer. Damn, I'm beautiful.
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