Aliens, asteroids and umbrellas

ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, It's Your Turn...	And the Sandman replies: Oh, goody. Can I go now?
Karim Hajee says:	Sandman, Yes You Can...	And the Sandman replies: Excellent. I’ll be off, then. 'Later …
eAuthorResources NewsLetter says:	Sandman, who the heck are you?.. what makes you better than the rest?..	To answer both your questions: Me!
ListJoe.com says:	FREE HBO Dish TV 19.95 month	Not really free then, is it?
Rick Davies says:	Getting started - The First Critical Baby Steps	Them I don't mind. It's all the diapers that get to me.
List Bandit says:	[LB] If You’ve ever wanted to make a killing from home, then… This Is It.	There's such a lot to be said for a high-powered rifle and telescopic sights, isn't there?
Ron says:	, you can be dumb and still make money	That’s a relief. So … where's my money, then?
Robert Ringer says:	The next $10,000 contract could be waiting for you?	Cool! I've got my telescopic sights all ready …
Travis@BumMarketingMethod.com says:	Grandpa's Sunday Pancakes CHANGED MY LIFE...	He used to stuff them with peyote!
** Tellman ** says:	check it dude	Seen better, dude. Now put it away before something builds a nest on it.
* Justin Blake * says:	... ALIENS have landed!	Damn - and I've just run out of umbrellas.
RichardYoung@Investorplace.com says:	This Just In. Everyone Gets A Pony	Cool! What's the best way to cook it?
Rodger Hyatt says:	My Story (Very Interesting Short Read)	You're not very old, then?
The Messenger Network says:	Overnight Author	Obviously not given up the day job, then.
Steph (Riquochet} says:	Time is Running Out...	Oh, no - not another asteroid headed our way?
Steve G. Jones says:	Explode Your Confidence Beyond Belief	Smash an asteroid into it?
Ben Shaffer says:	[SEOv] Is it going to make you rich?	No, but it always makes me very happy.
Paul Klein says:	Assume The Position	Sometimes that makes me happy, too.
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says:	... ALIENS have landed!	Excellent! If I give them an umbrella, will they divert that asteroid?
kristen@lawofattractionkey.com says:	Sandman Are you sick of waiting for other people?	Not as long as I've got something to do while I'm waiting.
John Thornhill says:	It's Now Or Next Year Sandman	Next year'll do for me.
FBI says:	FROM FBI CRIME DIVISION.	It wasn't me - I wasn't there - honest! Ask my lawyer!
Chris Cardell says:	Sandman, Why I talk to this man Every Day	You see him in the mirror?
Paul Klein says:	See What My Friends Are Doing For You Here…	Spectacular! Mind if I take a few photos?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman , Starting a Home Business Shouldn't Hard.	No - that'd be a Home Pleasure you'd be thinking of, right?
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Mushrooms will take over the planet

Steve G. Jones says:	Enhance your brain power...	And the Sandman replies: … do mental pushups!
Brett McEllhiney says:	The "P" in SIMPLE Means...	And the Sandman replies: Someone's weed on SIMLE?
ListJoe.com says:	1200% GROWTH !!!!!!!	And the Sandman replies: Cialis? Can't beat it!
Jeff Mulligan says:	Do your friends think it's strange...	Only when we use *that* kind of cactus
Vishen Lakhiani says:	Einstein used it (and this is why you should too)	Oh, but I do. Day in, day out … all through the night, too.
Randy Koehler says:	???????	!!!!!!!!
John Delavera says:	...if one sunny day an alien landed to your yard...	… you won't be able to sell it an umbrella
Mindzoom.net says:	Don't be mad...	Why not? It helps!
WebProNews says:	Customer Connections Now Important for Google Results	Indeed. When I connect with my customers, they all go googly on me.
Evolution Ezine says:	Seen the latest? 6 Ways Mushrooms Can Save The World (No Eating Required :) ), Visionary Artwork, Free ECourse, and...	No eating? But we'll all starve to death - and the mushrooms will take over the planet!
Steven Johnson says:	You’re not scared, are you Sandman?	Actually, I'm beginning to think the mushrooms'd be better for the planet than humans.
David DeAngelo says:	Much Better Than "Taking Her To Dinner"...	Staying home for supper? With mushrooms on the menu?
Bonnie Hazlett says:	Beware of big lie....	Listen not to government spokespeople…
ListJoe.com says:	How To Sell Without Being Pushy or Obnoxious	Bribery. Especially when it comes to selling munitions.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Here's The Key To Volcanic G-Spot Orgasms	That's nice. Is it a skeleton key? We should warm it up a little first, no?
Steve G. Jones, Ed.S. says:	Jump on this Sandman, before it's too late	You will not jump on this Sandman. This Sandman does not wish to be bruised any more.
ListJoe.com says:	What is the Worlds Most Powerful Program?	American Idol? Windows 7? Dunno - you tell me.
Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, New Video, What's 18 months Worth?	Depends on whether or not those 18 months are in a maximum-security jail or just a normal one.
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A powerful jump from behind

Steven Johnson says:	Tim Bekker did something really unusual yesterday...	And the Sandman replies: With *that* cactus? Now, that's unusual!
ListJoe.com says:	If you knew the truth, would it make a difference?	And the Sandman replies: Nope. I do already. And it doesn't.
**Getting Started Online Fast** says:	Need a Little Help Getting Started?	Sometimes, but only when I'm really tired.
Matt Bacak says:	Hey. about last night!	Fabulous, wasn't it. We should do that again sometiume.
Amy Twain says:	I've Got To Tell You Something	About last night? Fabulous, wasn't it. We should do that again sometime.
Steve Johns says:	The Best 7 Bucks You'll Ever Spend...	Even better than that pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea back in June '63?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, how can you be so naive?	Oh, it's just *so* easy. You should try it.
ListJoe.com says:	My 93 year old Mother is in this program.	American Idol? Cool - isn't she the singing stripper?
Hawaii.com says:	Best Things To Do in Hawaii!	Oh, don't get me started!
=== Gary Vurnum === says:	You can always learn from millionaires...	Don't be ridiculous - there's no such thing as a rich teacher.
Paul Klein says:	Forget Google, Yahoo, and Bing	Google? Sure. Yahoo? No problem. But Mr Crosby? Never!
* How To Double Your Business says:	does quality score make your brain hurt Sandman?	Hm. I've never heard it called that before, but, yes it does. That's what it's for.
Paul Bauer says:	Sandman, it's not what you think	… it's who you think it about.
Stuart Lichtman says:	Who took my gold coins?	Pirates!
Ben Settle says:	Who's More Dangerous: Bureaucrats Or Goo-roos?	Bureaucrats. Obviously.
Andrew Hansen says:	Earn More By Working Less (Exercise Inside)	I'd prefer to exercise indoors most days - especially in this weather.
Rose Ariadne says:	[MMW] - Sandman, can this Magick powder help you win a game?	Er, no - but once my nose stops bleeding it helps me win *everything*!
Andrew Cocks says:	What's your final answer?	Yes. Er … no. Wait a minute - it's yes! No! Yes! Oh, I don't know.
ListJoe.com says:	Are You Insane?	I have to be to do this.
The World Puja Network says:	World Puja Network: Breakfast With God	Cool! Will there be bagels and lox? If so, count me in!
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman How To Make Sure She Never FAKES And Orgasm With You	Back door access and a powerful jump, I believe.
Stephanie Mulac says:	I Got You Back Door Access & A Powerful Jump Ahead Of Everyone Else...	Told you!
Save My Marriage Today! says:	Sandman, After the Honeymoon...	No more back door access? No more powerful jumps?
Robert Puddy says:	I was supposed to send this at noon EST, But I wanted to test it for you first	Is that why the batteries have run down already?
w.van.bon@hetnet.nl says:	[SPAM]	Full marks for honesty, there.
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Knee buckling

Harlan Kilstein says:	F U Cn Rd Ts Msg	And the Sandman replies: Cnt. Fk ff.
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman, How's The State of Your Union...?	And the Sandman replies: Exhausting. But that's what comes of having so many Perfect Russian Wives.
Steve G. Jones says:	Sandman, Do you know your purpose?	And the Sandman replies: Keeping lots of Perfect Russian Wives amused? Satisfied?
Paul Klein says:	This is getting pulled...	And so was this last night. Still hurts.
Ric Thompson says:	2012 Is Coming... Take Action Today!	Why? No point in changing my calendar for another couple of years, yet.
ListJoe.com says:	I love these no-brainers, Sandman	Hm. I prefer my women a bit more intelligent than that.
Matt Bacak says:	you up? (I hope so :-)	Oh, I hear that in a Russian accent at least three times a night.
Intuition Zone says:	The secret to limitlessness...	Is having no limits.
ListJoe.com says:	This is Unique	And - my heavens! - here's another one.
Adrian Law says:	Your Past Didn't Happen How You Think it Did..	Yes it did. I should know. I was there.
Zech Smith says:	hI Sandman I am sorry	No probs. The Hoover's over there. Use it.
Leo J Quinn Jr says:	People are idiots and I can prove it...	Don't bother. It's all too, too obvious.
Daniel Levis says:	You're on for tonight, right?	Not unless you can say that in Russian.
Joe Vitale says:	I DEMAND $25,000!	Oh, just publish those photos - I don't care. (Can I have a copy of the one with us on top of the refrigerator?)
Matthew Glanfield says:	Why Is Everyone Following Obama?	Because he's walking in front of them. Next question.
Robert Ringer says:	New wealth is at your fingertips ...	Yes, there's a future for you in the massage industry,
Ian del Carmen says:	Attention!	I'd rather stay at ease, if it's all the sane to you, Sarge.
NMC says:	Sandman you get a pass to 2 LIVE events TONIGHT ONLY	One in LA. The other in NY. How useful.
** Kevin Levine ** says:	Sandman, Your Life of Engagement Can Start Today ...	But I'm already engaged. To many, many Perfect Russian Wives.
**J Bode** says:	[article secrets] Why Haven't You Bought?	Don't want it. Next!
Paul Klein says:	This Is Filling Up Fast!	I hear that in Russian several times a night.
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman This Is Completly UNFAIR! How To Make Her Knees Buckle With Just One Kiss!	What's unfair about that? My Perfect Russian Wives love buckling their knees.
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It's easier with Long Island Iced Tea and Vaseline

Stephanie Frank says:	It was joyful to watch...	And the Sandman replies: … but more joyful to do.
Bonnie Hazlett says:	Do It Now....	And the Sandman replies: Nah, I did it ten minutes ago. Joyfully. Now go away.
Dan says:	Everything you need...	And the Sandman replies: Everything? In the right size, too? Cool!
Steve Harrison says:	A 'lazy' author you should imitate...	I do. I don't get up till noon, remember?
ListJoe.com says:	Sandman Join the explosion to Infinity	Suicide bomber? Moi? I don't think so.
Mr. Jerry Ntai says:	PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT.	Oh, but I do. I'll get round to it in a couple of months. Maybe.
Amanda van der Gulik says:	Hey Sandman check out these cool ways for kids to make money...	Er, no. I might get arrested.
Charles Ryder says:	12 hours til it's gone	And 13 till when it comes back again.
Paul Klein says:	It’s Going Away…	Yes, in twelve hours, I hear.
Koz and Dr. Mike says:	Are you still banging your head against the wall?	Dunno - I'll have a listen and see.
Mike Masters (IMT) says:	Sandman, they lied to you...	You call those lies? They've been calling it "news" pretty well since the printing press was invented.
Mike Geary says:	1 weird chemical that makes you fatter --	Only one?
Bill Harris says:	Secrets for losing stubborn stomach fat	Stop eating that weird chemical?
Rodger Hyatt says:	Tim Bekker did something really unusual yesterday...	Me too. But I'm not telling anyone what it was.
The BNET Report says:	[BNET UK] How to Break Into China	Underground from Mongolia? Over the Great Wall?
Don Minor.com says:	Sandman, 0 sales per day = $12,387.88/month?	Obviously you're selling more at night time.
** Jorge Delgado** says:	{Free} Make Your Appeals Irresistible, Sandman!!	Oh, but they are already. Sorry I can't show you - I'd get arrested. Again.
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says:	Sandman, How do you deal with life's challenges?	Me, I delegate them to someone else. Why?
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says:	Which is more important to your sales?	Ummm … *that* one. No! *That* one! Oh, I don't know.
Kristen says:	Sandman If it isn't working	I'll be disappointing several Perfect Russian Wives, then.
Amy Twain says:	How to Lead a Purpose Driven Life	I find Hedonism works fine for me, thanks,
Brandon Schmid says:	Sandman, let me help you...	Thank you - it just won't uncoil in this cold weather.
1MembersArea.com says:	Wanted: Ordinary People	Sorry. None here. Try the beach hut next door. It's three miles that way.
Paul Klein says:	Sandman, 50,000 People CAN'T Be Wrong! (Are You One Of Them?)	Yup - I hate the pickle in my burger, too.
- Dylan Loh - says:	still can't see this??	See what?
Adam Spiel says:	This will make it super easy for you!	Ah, Vaseline. And another bucket of Long Island Iced Tea. Excellent.
Paul Klein says:	How dare they!	Very well, thank you. And how dare you?:
Ian del Carmen says:	Your questions answered here...	And my answers questioned here.
David Canham says:	Sandman, Just Do It!	Just did. Now it's time for a quick nap, if it's OK with you.
ListJoe.com says:	It's your turn to get paid, Sandman	Hey - I decide when I get paid.
Paul Klein says:	What Is Your Decision Sandman?	Pay me. Now.
Rob Toth says:	If you've got a busy Wednesday, skip this...	OK - thanks for the heads up. See you.
ListJoe.com says:	I have PMS and I love it!	You little masochist, you!
Dave Offen says:	I'm sorry Sandman...	It's OK. Here's a cloth..
Sean Storey says:	Is this you Sandman?	No. Sorry.
Tim Thomas says:	Sandman, I canb	Wasn't that you who coulbd a while back?
Trent Steele says:	RE: Sandman, your mini-course has finished!	Curses! It was so small I missed it!
Worldwide Freelance Writer says:	What An Author Likes To Write Most	Checks.
David Van Arrick says:	SandmanHow To Give Your Woman 5 - 10 Orgasms In Just One Night!	Only 5-10? OK, so it's usually 2-3, but that's each for several of my perfect Russian wives. Every night.
ListJoe.com says:	I Cheated on you!	You bastard. That's it. It's over between us. Go away.
Paul Klein says:	Stop What You are Doing and Watch This	I'm sorry - we can't stop right now. Come back in ten.
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That pizza is now 37 years late

Amy Twain says:	Deal With Everyday Stress	And the Sandman replies: Smack it. Hard. Whatever it is. Then plead insanity.
James Twyman says:	TALKING TO HEAVEN!	And the Sandman replies: On the Great White Phone? You've had too much Long Island Iced Tea, amigo.
Don Minor.com says:	Sandman, Did you see this?	And the Sandman replies: Yes, And so did that nice policeman heading this way. Catch you later …
John Assaraf says:	Will you make the same mistake Arthur made?	Pulling a sword out of that stone? Er, no.
ListJoe.com says:	Boy I HATE work.	Then why do it?
Mike Masters (IMT) says:	Sandman, I canb	Nice one. I can't canb at all.
The List Machine says:	[TLM] Me referral	No, ME Referral, you Jane.
Chuck Abbott says:	30 seconds is all it takes...	Never mind - there's pills on the market that can help.
=== Gary Vurnum === says:	Bet you've done this to yourself many times...	Hey - let's not get too personal here, OK?
Michael Hopkins says:	I'm afraid I've a confession to make ...	It was you with that cactus the other night? Wow!
ListJoe.com says:	ATTN: To Those Whom Have Tried Nearly Everything...	Keep trying - you'll run out of options soon and then you can get on with your life.
Writelink Competition News says:	Sandman, It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!	What a happy robot …
Micheal and Yvonne says:	He said poop... hehehe...	Well, he's two and a half - what do you expect?
Mrs. Petra Ramirez says:	WELCOME TO FEDEX COURIER COMPANY WEST AFRICA?????	Thank you. My money, please. Now.
Mike Litman says:	Did You Hear This?	No. I have a cactus in one ear, and a perfect Russian wife nibbling the other.
Paul Klein says:	Get Your Money Shoes On!	I'm wearing my money boxers. Will that do?
Michael Campbell says:	Sandman, I totally forgot...	Me too. What?
Kurt Chrisler says:	The ShoeMoney System...	Me, I do the money boxers system.
BNET says:	Domino's: Our Pizza Sucked -- and It Only Took Us 50 Years to Fix It	Yeah, and I'm still waiting for an all-dressed I ordered back in 1973.
ListJoe.com says:	Baby brings happyness - keep your baby safe !	Babyboxes on sale here.
Chris Freville says:	You won't believe what I've found Sandman	My money boxers? On the dining room floor? Curse these impatient Perfect Russian Wives!
Howie Schwartz - Traffic says:	three of my favorite things Sandman	Three of mine: any of my Perfect Russian Wives, Long Island Iced Tea and …
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A hamburger hero

Paul Klein says:	You Did Take This Seriously, Didn’t You Sandman?	And the Sandman replies: Oops. Should I have done? Sorry.
ListJoe.com says:	Life’s a board game and I’m bored!!	And the Sandman replies: May I recommend solo Russian Roulette, then?
Kristen says:	Sandman 1 simple thing and you will attract _______ ...	And the Sandman replies: Perfect Russian Wives? Flies? Attention from the police?
Dan says:	I found what you have been looking for, you can stop looking!	Will you please let go of my boxers? Thank you.
Sharlene Raven says:	Are They ALL A Bunch Of Liars?	Yes. Every single one of them.
Adam Khoo says:	Sandman, you lucky bastard!	I know. Fabulous, isn't it?
Tessa - SalesConversation says:	The Three Reasons	Tiredness. Alcohol. Disinterest. I'm sure there's more.
~Sales Coach Cheryl~ says:	How are attitudes impacting your sales?	Well, if folks don't want what I've got to offer, they won't buy. Next question please.
Daniel and Wayne says:	Google Wants to Own You	Yahoo wants to stone you, and Bing says it's a friend of mine.
Tim Shank says:	My Gift To You... I Was Sweating To Get This!	A vial of concentrated armpit odour. How kind.
Amanda van der Gulik says:	Sandman, Annie Desantis wants to give you something too...	Best not. I'm still recovering from a little giftie I got from her friend not too long ago.
Robert Ringer says:	Do something extraordinary ...	I do. Every hour of every day.
Wellington Tan - Attracting-Prosperity.com says:	Sandman, Can you really change in your sleep?	No. I need to be awake to tie a bowtie properly.
Mark Vurnum says:	Just FIVE Simple Questions....	Yes, Yes. Twice a day. Nineteen inches when folded. Molasses.
Yaro Starak says:	I changed my mind...	That's OK. You can keep the cactus anyway.
FireballNews.com says:	not BLACKHAT	Depends on which part of the body you're wearing it on.
Money Tree says:	Are you the person I’m looking for?	No. I was nowhere near there at the time.
Hamant Keval says:	Hi Sandman Supercharge your Sales Funnel How to Quadrup	Oh, cool - I've always wanted to quadrup properly!
* Anonymous Adams & Justin Blake * says:	... Laziest way ever.	Er, you obviously haven't tried it in a taxi over cobblestones, have you? No effort involved whatsoever.
Charles Ryder says:	I'm taking this down soon	You could just pop a cialis and help it back up again.
Giovanni Farotto says:	BLAM!	Missed!
Paul Klein says:	Read The Evidence… Prepare For Tomorrow	Save us all time and just plead guilty, OK?
Paul Klein says:	Will I See You Here?	No - I'm over here.
Confused.com says:	Attention homeowners: Are you covered?	No, we all sleep naked round here.
JP Maroney says:	I just KICKED Ronald McDonald's BUTT!	Oh, you lucky, lucky person. Hold him down so I can too, willya?
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The depths to which marketers sink

Gary Ambrose says:	last chance for the "vip setup" ... (done for you)	And the Sandman replies: I think my vip's pretty well set up already, thanks.
Steve G. Jones, M.Ed. says:	Jump on this Sandman, before it's too late	It's been a long time since I've had an invitation like that.
Michael Senoff says:	Lucky You . . .	I know - that's what I get for jumping on it before it's too late.
David Zohar says:	Sandman, How do you use Twitter as a marketing tool?	I hit people over the head with a canary until they buy, Why?
Heather Picken - www.bodyofloveforwomen.com says:	Sandman, How your hair can attract money...	Don't tell me - static electricity?
Dan Thompson says:	Why Am I Bombarding You?	You hate me? You have munitions to spare? Dunno - you tell me.
Thomas Herold says:	Sandman - How Much Control in Life Do You Really Have?	All of it.
Tom Pauley - RichDreams.com says:	It's complicated	What? Hitting people over the head with canaries? Er, no it's not.
** Tellman ** says:	Jesus vs. Obama	Should be a good bout, then.
Dave Nicholson says:	Hit 'Reply' and Tell Me What YOU Want!	I don't think even your mailbox has room for a list that long.
Ron says:	I have another gift for you...	Could this be possible?
Mark Vurnum says:	Could this be possible?	Yes - Ron really does have another gift for me!
* Justin Blake - ManifestationMeditation.com * says:	... Faster Sandman!	OK, and I promise I won't stop this time - honest!
Jason Gazaway says:	Sandman, I'm ABSOLUTELY *shocked* at you!	You shouldn't be - we've done this kind of thing a couple of times before.
David DeAngelo says:	How To Transform Yourself With Women In 2010	What? Thai brides instead of my Perfect Russian Wives? No way, Jose!
Support says:	RE: You Seriously haven't Picked this up Yet???	No. Leaving things on the shower room floor was a habit I got out of at Leavenworth.
Roy Everitt says:	I Have Something Very Special For You	That's as may be - I'm still not bending over for anybody
Tupelo and Janey says:	Better Sleep Solutions	I find curling up with a few perfect Russian wives suits me just fine, thanks.
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	How You Can Win The Lottery	Buy every single ticket?
Jeremy Gislason - ElistSecrets.com says:	Here's a Simple Solution to Grow Your Business...	Manure? It seems to work for the banking industry
Robert & Susan Irwin says:	How About The Whole Library?	No - I'll just take the adult section thanks. Oh, have you got anything in Russian?
Website Flipping Basics says:	New Website Listed On Flippa	Oh, great, they're tattooing dolphins now. How low can marketers get?
ListJoe.com says:	Could It Possibly Get Any Better Than This??	Painting whales, perhaps?
Save My Marriage Today! says:	Sandman, Cheating: Don't get even, get...	… laid elsewhere.
Matt Bacak says:	TV internet Guru Jeff Paul finally exposed...	… and arrested? Always happens to me when I do it.
Charles Ryder says:	Check this out Sandman	Oh, it's nice but I've seen better. Now put it away before a seagull goes for it.
Ian del Carmen says:	Fwd: LIMITED to 500 students	That's about as many as I used to get through each semester.
(David Cameron Gikandi) RevolutionScape says:	See these attached 4 slides...	Oh - they're disgusting! Can I keep them?
Elizabeth Etters says:	PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE	Next!
Fred Lotgering says:	Sandman, are you organized? Can you find all of your downloads?	They're here on this computer … somewhere. I think.
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Boom boom - out go the lights

Richard Clarke says:	Apology Due Sandman	And the Sandman replies: Long overdue, actually. I can't seem to get the stain out of my carpet.
Frank Kern says:	Check it out	And the Sandman replies: Seen better. Seen bigger. So put it away, OK?
Mind Movies Team says:	Oops...Sorry...	And the Sandman replies: It's OK - the carpet's already ruined.
Amy Twain says:	Let It Out	Last time I did that I got arrested.
Charles Ryder says:	I made this for you	Gee, thank you. It'll go nicely with the homosexual my mother made me … just leave it next to him there on the mantlepiece.
List Bandit says:	truly exclusive ... (only available here)	Riiight …
Gary Ambrose says:	truly exclusive ... (only available here)	Riiight …
ListJoe.com says:	The Only Free Money Site To Join! For Free!	And will there be money, too?
Mike Filsaime, Gary Ambrose, Tom Beal says:	truly exclusive ... (only available here)	Riiight …
ListJoe.com says:	ON FIRE to Retire this Year? 2,700,172 Active Members Pay You Money!!	I think if I were on fire, I'd be doing other things this year
David Van Arrick says:	Sandman Secret Orgasm Tips Explained!	Come very very very quietly
David DeAngelo says:	What Turns Women "On"	Vibrational manifesting?
Manifesting Secrets says:	Vibrational Manifesting!	Ah - so *that's* what turns women on
Earl Netwal says:	Sandman, Do you know the Secret?	Yes. And I'm not telling anybody - not even you
Paul Klein says:	Can You Tell Me Your USP?	I would, but it's a secret I'm not telling anybody
FireballNews.com says:	SHOO!	Bless you.
Money Tree says:	Secrets of successful sports bettors revealed	Don't tell me - they bet on sports … successfully?
Matt Clarkson says:	Did you get it?	Last night? Or this morning? Or both? In which case, yes.
Joe Vitale says:	What is Beyond Money?	Cheques? Credit cards? Dunno - you tell me.
Traffic Generation Club says:	You don't have to be a graduate from MIT or Harvard!	That's good. Because I'm not.
Dr. Jeanette Cates says:	The Lights Went Out!	And nine months later …look who's arrived!
Neale Donald Walsch says:	Awakening the World to Oneness!	Well, that's what happens when the lights go out, isn't it?
Aviram-k@013.net says:	Sandman, This is what gives real joy in life!	What goes on when the lights go out? You got it!
Steve G. Jones says:	Do you fear social situations?	Depends on how social, who with … and whether there's a cactus involved.
ListJoe.com says:	Have You Been To Cash Heaven Yet ?	Yes, but I prefer it down here on earth with all my Perfect Russian Wives and endless buckets of Long Island Iced Tea.
Sean Storey says:	Is this what you've been waiting for Sandman?	Er, no. It's nice, but not for me, thanks
Martha Richardson says:	Do You Really Need To Pay For....	Not any more. Not with so many Perfect Russian Wives to choose from every night.
Paul Klein says:	“5 _____________ You Should Never ______________ "	Cacti … have sex with? Sounds OK to me
Quantum Mind Power says:	Create your own reality with THIS SECRET recipe book for the Universe	Can't I've run out of eggs. And sugar.
Paul Klein says:	Ben's Up To His Old Tricks, Sandman...	Well throw a bucket of cold water all over him, then.
- Andy Duncan - says:	get paid what you're really worth...	Oh, there isn't enough money in the universe.
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