The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Not a latex lover

 
Darrin Case says: di*scontented with -you*r PE size? And the Sandman replies: Nope - me and all my Perfect Russian Wives are very happy with it, thanks.
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Have You Duplicated Your Business Yet? And the Sandman replies: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. OK?
Eric Rockefeller says: I'm Sorry... And the Sandman replies: Me too. It was one of my favorite Ming vases.
David Van Arrick says: Sandman Here's How To Make Your Woman BEG For SEX Offer to pay for it?
Adam Spiel says: payment option added... I thought so.
Tim Thomas says: oooooooooooooooooh! You're sitting on my cactus again, aren't you?
ListJoe.com says: Sandman, Shoot First - ask questions later Fine, but what kind of questions can you ask a corpse?
Nick Marks says: you still you? No. I am now somebody completely different.
Dr. Imam Okuku says: YOUR KIND URGE ATTENTION Yes, I always pay attention to that kind of urge. Hence all my happy Perfect Russian Wives.
Ben Hulme says: Allow me... Why thank you. Those latex gloves are a tad off-putting, though.
Gary Ambrose says: do you ever feel like "nothing works" ... Yes. It's got a lot to do with latex gloves.
Gary Baker says: It's Not Your Fault Sandman! I know. Damn latex.
Ben Settle says: Selling Suicidal Thoughts You don't need to sell them. Just put people on Prozac for a few years and then stop their supply. Bingo!
Paul Ponna says: they accused him of selling drugs... No - that Prozac was on prescription.
**Tellman** says: I'm *TOTALLY SHOCKED* at you Sandman! Well, I'm sorry. But some people just don't like latex.
Lance Tamashiro says: Your making it way too hard But it's no use otherwise, is it?
Davin-*The Elite Breed* says: 3 Simple Letters Can Mean So Much....? I O U ?
David DeAngelo says: How To "Stop" A Woman On The Street Stick foot out. Trip woman up. Apologize? … No it doesn't work for me, either.
Dan Robey says: Are you the best you can be? Oh, better. Much better.
Jack Ellis says: Forbidden Patterns... Pornographic carpets. We love'em!
James Jordan says: How can I help you better? You can remove those latex gloves for a start.
Dr. Jeanette Cates says: Will you grab the last one? No - pull it off yourself.
The Sandman sounds very happy with his life. Click here to discover how to become very happy with yours. Instantly. Automatically. Guaranteed.  

Blog Archive