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eAuthorResources NewsLetter says:	Sandman, you're in!.. and you just made it in the nick of time..	And the Sandman replies: No, that was a photocopy from New Year's … oh.
Fletcher Anderson says:	>>Re: By morning, wearing shorts, do not forget about the clock!	And the Sandman replies: If I'm wearing shorts, I can see my Submariner SS watch down around ankle level anyway.
Giovanni Farotto says:	You may find it useful	And the Sandman replies: I do when I need to know the time.
Nightingale-Conant says:	See video of superfast PhotoReaders	And videos of superfast action on the PhotoCopier? I do hope not.
Sure Cash Online Biz Offer says:	Secrets to Dog Training...	Do … not … let … them … bite.
support@cjnpromo.com says:	Sandman, I want your business...	Which one? SoftwareInHell … or Sandman's Orgasm Sandwiches LLC?
ListJoe.com says:	It's Time to Vacation Someplace New	OK, in which case, I'm more than happy to let you have SoftwareInHell, then.
Paul Klein says:	Your Monthly Income Just Increased…	It's the Orgasm Sandwich franchise.
Sure Cash Online Biz Offer says:	The Complete Guide to Dog Grooming...	Do … not … let … them … bite.
Paul Klein says:	I heard a rumor...	It's true - the software Biz went straight to hell, and I'm happy with the Sandwich Franchise.
ListJoe.com says:	Seeking like-minded professionals	Ones that want Orgasm Sandwiches? And maybe a bucket or two of Long Island Iced Tea?
Patric Chan says:	Who I don't like	People who don't want an Orgasm Sandwich?
Patric Chan says:	Re: The types of people I don't like...	And who don't like buckets of Iced Tea?
Leonard Greenhall says:	Man Eats Bicycle and Car	I'd rather have tea and a sandwich, myself.
Matilda says:	Re: Order status #265030	Tea and a sandwich, was it?
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says:	RE: A Rare Find... (Seriously)	That kind of sandwich? Oh, yes, indeed!
Alex Loh says:	WOW, You AREN'T gonna believe this...	The sandwiches sold out?
Dr. Harlan Kilstein says:	Could This Be YOUR Story?	Sandman Treats World to Special Tea and Even More Special Sandwiches? That's my story!
Dan Kennedy says:	It ends today!	Why? The Orgasm Sandwiches ran out - is that what you're trying to tell me?
John Yeo says:	I'm terribly sorry Sandman. I screwed up.	You most certainly did! Look - there's *piles* of sliced bread and a pit full of orgasms. We're cool.
Case Stevens says:	This is huge!	Don't flatter yourself. Can you wear a watch on yours?
Quantum Confidence says:	DON'T miss it again...	Difficult not to, since you keep it tucked up inside your Jockey shorts all the time.
Gary Glasscock says:	It will be over soon...	The run on Orgasm Sandwiches?
Jimmy Gibbs says:	Re: Tiredness, instead of excitement in bed?	Only afterwards.
Early To Rise says:	Quarter million bucks and you're chopped liver	Half a mill and you could be Beluga caviar.
Paul Klein says:	Time Is Running Out For Your Business…	Oh, no - the orgasms can't breed fast enough!
eAuthorResources Newsletter says:	Sandman, you're in!.. and you just made it in the nick of time..	I told you before - that was a New Year's Eve Party lapse in judgement. Mind you, that third printout looks pretty cool. Can I have a copy?
ListJoe.com says:	Am I Crazy? This is what I am going to Do For You	Give me a copy of each of those photocopies? Excellent - the bedroom wall does need a spot of re-papering.
Gary Evans says:	from sadness to love in half a day	Amazing what a change of wallpaper can do for a person, isn't it?
** Dylan Loh ** says:	Sandman's Monster Affiliate Checks:	Actually, I'm waiting for my Orgasm Sandwich checks.
ListJoe.com says:	Offers No One Can Refuse	A sandwich? A bucket of Long Island Iced Tea? An orgasm? Too right.
Robert Irwin says:	Are You Getting What You Want? (Do Something About it)	Well, after the past couple of days, what I'd really like now is a quick nap. So I'm heading towards the bedroom.
Geoff Dodd says:	Sandman, let's keep in touch ...	That would be nice. Maybe we could do that again sometime, but without the Christmas Tree lights. I'm still feeling a little tender after those. But it *was* fun, wasn't it?
Alan Magliocca says:	2,517 V.I.P. Members are IN... are you, Sandman?	No, I'm aiming for a couple of hours' sleep. But it sounds like one hell of a party.
Paul Klein says:	Are You Tired Of Hearing About Other’s Successes?	No, I'm just tired. Now go away and leave me in peace, willya?
ListJoe.com says:	Would You Listen To Someone Who Sponsored 151 Reps In 60 Days?	No.
Kristen says:	Sandman, Who are you listening to?	Someone Who Sponsored more than 151 Reps In 60 Days. Sort of. And I want them to go away.
Don Minor says:	Sandman, Do you have three pennies handy?	Yes. Here they are.
Cheap Breitling wathes says:	Get the most for your money here	So what the hell can I get for three cents these days?
Paul Klein says:	Special Surprise for you	Three cents' worth of Bazooka Joe bubblegum?
ListJoe.com says:	Finally, No means Yes!	Oh, if only this'd happened when I was in high school …
Trafficology Affiliates says:	GIMME MORE COWBELL!!	I can't. Would you rather have an Orgasm Sandwich instead?
Tim Thomas says:	oooooooooooooooooh!	Good, aren't they?
The Jackal says:	RE: oooooooooooooooooh!	Ah. That must've been our Famous Double Orgasm Club Sandwich, then.
ListJoe.com says:	SandmanThis works! It's Joan	It does, doesn't it Joan? Maybe you should consider one of our special Double Deckers next time.
Weston Hyde says:	the comm_en+ts I get abo'ut my nights _with women are. amazi,ng, people -think im wiz+ard!	The more you tell everybody about those nights, the more I think you're a twat. Go away.
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